De Tomaso Panera

TNG S04E19 The Nth Degree: Reg accidentally takes his vyvanse twice

that's shitslop you only hate it because it sucks

what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

#10% rain forecast that turns into the most raucous and uproarious thunderstorm is instant loss. in a way

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

i often feel like i'm completely disconnected from tumblr culture at large but i also feel this is overwhelmingly a positive aspect of my life

When you're a kid you just take trees for granted. Then when you get to be an adult you realize that a fully mature tree cannot be created in an amount of time that fits in a convenient landscaping timeframe for love nor money nor all the powers of science. Then you realize that people are very very very cavalier about chopping them down

the masculine feminine and frankly universal urge to become a massive fucking dragon

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom