unto starlight

women love my themes and motifs

Sapient lesbian tailmaw

& she’s fat as all get-out

apparently im not allowed to go 2 the gas station and fill uo my car anymore because apparently im not allowed to try to buy all of the heinekens in tge fridge even though i needed rhem all 2 stock up 4 my fuck lifr + i had to buy them all at the same time or else other people wpuld buy them and i wouldnt have everything oi need overall very umprofessional treatmenet from that stuid shithole im taking my busintelsswhere from now on and i hope someone trys to smoke there snd it all blows up Lol sorry for saying ot but it's true

its nearly midnight but i could fuck up a bowl of pasta right now

if you don't, the nocturnal pasta species will outcompete their daytime brethren and alter the local ecology. please. think of the ecosystem

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

riding the highest horse you’ve ever seen back to my glass house

putting on my high vis vest and loading it with my flashlight & laser pointer & work phone & wire cutters & flathead screwdriver & enclosure keys always makes me feel like some kind of jōnin

this is lingerie to the perverted tradie. i need to go dunk my head

putting on my high vis vest and loading it with my flashlight & laser pointer & work phone & wire cutters & flathead screwdriver & enclosure keys always makes me feel like some kind of jōnin

pulling a kunai from my high vis vest to slay an treacherous contractor

is it a natural and innate part of humanity or is it some shit they made up in europe