Bung Blog

*trying to impress the other kinky tgirls* yeah normal porn just wasn't doing it so i turned on my lava lamp and jerked off to the way the shapes slowly pulled apart and melted back together *i sigh* okay thats a lie i jerked off the a picture of d.va from overwatch eating people

imagine singing in the shower and not giving a shit what anyone thinks even though everyone can hear you because you are showering in the middle of the COLLESEAUM and are being BEAT TO DEATH by GLADIATORS

Here's the fact of the matter, I just killed the 5 special dogs of night time

the write brothers died when one of them flew his personal craft into a grain silo and the other hit the grain silo next to it

1,234 is basically super far away from 5,678 but on the keyboard they are as good as neighbors. we can all learn something from this

computer = god

i had my reblog of a short paragraph long story someone wrote about a struggling girl being helped back on her feet and having breakfast cooked for her where nothing sexual or romantic happens get nuked off the site because someone reported it as CSAM don't play these stupid ass games with me

one of newton's lesser-known laws is that if you reload something that is buffering, it will start playing at the precise moment your finger completes the motion to refresh the tab

omg some of you are dumb. that's not newton, that's special relativity.. ya know, einstein!!

your special relative pounded me into the mattress last night. happy mother's day.