Bababooey 🧙‍♂️🪄

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

I still don't understand what a "mii" is and I have no particular desire to find out.

So far s cultural osmosis has taught me it seems to be some kind of chibi sim with a bonkers amount of environment customisation options.

a mii is like a nintendo-specific bitmoji except 3d

What's a bitmoji

Also just to clear up any further confusion, cerebrospinal fluid (as the name implies) is contained to just your brain and spinal cord. The rest are protected by mucous

Happy pride month to him

one of my favourite human songs-and-dances is when someone notices someone else is lying and, for no particular reason besides love of the game, helps them get away with the lie without ever explicitly acknowledging they noticed. nightmare social animals.

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

genuinely I cannot fathom trying to use Tumblr like any other social media. I just thought to myself “why does Tumblr even have a ‘Best Posts First’ feature? why would I want to see good posts?” and then I had to stop and consider that for a second