Bababooey 🧙‍♂️🪄

I encourage you to be just a 🤏 smidge more of a little weirdo than you were yesterday ✨

My coworker has asked me twice if I know the password for a particular login and both times I have had to be like "Did you try checking the password book" and both times he was like "oh" and I was like, am I being an asshole? Am I the bad bad person? And then almost immediately my friend texted me to be like "I have had to tell our new hire three times now to stop asking customers if they want "hot or iced" when they order a hot chocolate" like am I going nuts what is happening

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin

In life you have 2 choices. U can lean with it or U can rock with it.

it calls to me at night like the green goblin mask

look upon my sons and despair

why are people still blaming peter dinklage for “taking away roles” from actors with dwarfism, as if casting directors were actually giving them big jobs in the first place?

this KILLS ME bc it’s not even like his career has been fantastic either since got, he’s still often relegated to a supporting role! it’s not like he’s leading man every single role now!! why are we mad at him for pointing out that the role of the dwarves in snow white is rooted in bigotry when he’s correct!!!