Bababooey 🧙‍♂️🪄

We genuinely need to romanticize aging because the dread destroys us all

imagine hating me and i’m just genuinely failing in life professionally, socially and spiritually

Your just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

men with active tumblr blogs are ran through

weirdly enough, i have actually been the recipient of that exact card. it was a birthday card from someone who knew i loved lotr but didn’t really know much about the actual movie, but i feel like she should’ve been clued into the ‘wtf’ vibe from the incredibly agonized face frodo is making on the front of the card. 

If you still have that card… I would do anything to see a photo of it. You can cover up the personalized message, but I really, really, really want to see proof that this card existed and was not the product of my overactive imagination.

Fuck!!!! It’s so much better than I remembered!

What sentiment is this supposed to CONVEY

people are always like “i have face blindness but i’m good with names” or “im terrible with names but i never forget a face” well baby idk how to tell u this but i am . bad at both.

yesterday i didn’t recognize my coworker bc he was wearing a purple shirt and im used to him wearing all black

my husband put on a wig, in front of me, and i immediately got distressed and mad because it looked like a stranger was in our house and my ape brain wanted to attack

I once accidentally filled in a form using my internet name, went "that's not right", realised I didn't remember my legal name, panicked, and started filling it in with the names of everyone in my lab in order until I stumbled on the name that I recognised as being used for me.

i once was filling out a form and just fuckin stared at the spot for my last name for 5 minutes trying to remember