Bababooey 🧙‍♂️🪄

Love when people accidentally recreate the meme like with the "fuck this post and happy birthday Sonic" one

Happy 10 year anniversary to this post!

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

I encourage you to be just a 🤏 smidge more of a little weirdo than you were yesterday ✨

My coworker has asked me twice if I know the password for a particular login and both times I have had to be like "Did you try checking the password book" and both times he was like "oh" and I was like, am I being an asshole? Am I the bad bad person? And then almost immediately my friend texted me to be like "I have had to tell our new hire three times now to stop asking customers if they want "hot or iced" when they order a hot chocolate" like am I going nuts what is happening