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Janaina Medeiros

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I'll have whatever he's having

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I don't understand gender roles
am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat
Taking up Japanese as a side project for myself has reminded me of something.
So like a long time ago I had a professor that I absolutely adored. She happened to be Japanese American. She grew up speaking Japanese at home but never really spent a lot of time in Japan. She mostly spoke with other Japanese Americans and read books.
So one day early in her teaching career thereβs an exchange student from Japan whoβs having a hard time understanding a concept so she explained it to him in Japanese and then he looked absolutely rattled. Like in shock. Pale.
This is how she learned that the way she speaks Japanese makes her sound like a gang member.
Japanese doesnβt exactly have cuss words in the same way as English does but imagine that the nicest professor youβve ever had pulls your paper over and says βOkay listen here you little piece of shit Iβm gonna fucking explain this to you. Violently.β
This (studying in Chile for a year) is more or less how I realized my two PhD-having, tenured professor expat parents raised me to speak the most disrespectful and swearword-riddled version of Spanish possible (with plenty of ancient slang I didn't know was slang thrown in). It was like:
I know this is meant to be funny but it actually makes such a good point about how ADHD and executive dysfunction can impact people in really major ways, including financially

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every time i sit down to knit, a Jimmy immediately spawns in
give me booboo wheel... i must have booboo wheel i simply must!
functionally suicidal character saying βI would die for youβ to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me heβd sell hot dogs for me, I wouldnβt feel very moved now would I
Now a functionally suicidal character saying βI will live for youβ. Now thatβs a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.
now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"
Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

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many of you i'm afraid
can i stare at u like this
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i should've locked in when i was thirteen
today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.
remember everyone...
thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed
thursday warning: thursday has arrived