Bababooey 🧙‍♂️🪄

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

@/teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

interpersonal conflict? more like women's history

You would be happier if you spent less of your time on the internet getting mad at trans women for existing. Either log off or kill yourself

i dont know what saitama is sorry...

do u wanna see the gromit sweater i knitted last year

"This meeting could have been an email." Well this life could have been different