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now try calculating the probability that i give a fuck dependent on the condition that ur both gay and a lame (P(gaf | G⋃L))

is it moe or cringe that I refer to everyone as miss. Miss angel. miss doll. miss princess. i can't help it, that's part of my typing quirk

The busy entrepreneur on the go can find erotic delight in jacking off to the content warnings without even reading the AO3 literature

I kinda think we should stop using the top/bottom distinction. It comes out of gay male sexuality and maybe it makes sense there but I think in reality it doesn’t really apply to the average lesbian very well. It mostly serves to fence people in, slot people into roles, stereotypes, and foreclose erotic possibilities

innovating on the field of sexual humiliation by making fun of you for having sex with cis people

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

the gpt in chat gpt actually stands for genius persus tantichrist