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squidward really was such a dramatic faggot we don't talk about it enough. he bought a cemetery plot with a tombstone that said "here lies squidward's hopes and dreams". and he quietly yet tearfully laid flowers at it. and like he was doing that for no known audience. he didn't know mr. krabs was watching. faggot hijinks that make rupaul look masc.

“Are you decent?” Morally? Absolutely not. Decent like do I have pants on? Also no

As a pharmacist I support whatever system you use to take your meds, but please make sure not to mix new refills with old pill batches in your bottles; heat suppressants don't work as well once expired

yao being the first to die is actually plaguing me so bad. everything hurts. what do you mean. his method of suicide was a gun, so fucking violent but so effective. he was going to wait until his crew went, in case they needed a way out because something happened. he was the captain. he was going to be the last one alive. he died first.

#yao wanted to die last and died first#ilyukhina wanted to die having fun and died in the middle of a coma#dubois had a detailed plan for his death and was killed by someone else's sloppiness#all of them got the opposite of what they wanted

The eltingville club

I find it so sad when people present the history of hermitcraft as "generikb left so xisuma took over as admin and leader". like noooooo you're doing such a disservice to the chaotic group project that is hermitcraft. xisuma took on responsibility for the physical server hosting, yes, but Joe Hills broke the decision stalemate (via coup) and Hypno took the website and Cleo arrived to join the council (of people who actually go to meetings and do admin) and welsknight stood up to rap battle anyone necessary and tango came on as tech support and keralis came on as hardware sugardaddy (where's beef's new mouse?) and there's more and more and more. there's no leader of hermitcraft (Joe stood down immediately after the coup) and everyone has a veto. a lone leader would have fallen by now, it's the work of every hermit that makes the server strong

We used paper cutouts glued to toothpicks and stabbed into erasers, but I like this idea better.