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A rabbity thing makes a strange request
do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be
I suppose? You can just replace that with what kind of bender tribe you'd be, or if you're a Jedi or a Sith.
Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,
I'll do you one better, identify with your choice of lightsaber color and form you'd use~!
Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,
Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,
ok but power rangers are dope as hell and also are FREE to watch on youtube so tag yrself im light blue
Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,
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Personally I don't want to have my eternal punishment defined by any futile boulders for kings because I have a three-dimensional sense of eternal torment,
okay so commercial properties for preteens are out, which south park character are you
Personally I don't want to have my personality defined by any commercial property for preteens because I have a three-dimensional sense of self,
"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane
one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."
the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."
completely losing my mind at FIFTY dreepy
do NOT separate them
I had to look this up
let’s be a plush with baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby
don’t talk to me or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my–

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btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here
“When I was young, women were raped on the campus of a great university and the authorities responded by telling all the women students not to go out alone after dark or not to be out at all. Get in the house. (For women, confinement is always waiting to envelope you.) Some pranksters put up a poster announcing another remedy, that all men be excluded from campus after dark. It was an equally logical solution, but men were shocked at being asked to disappear, to lose their freedom to move and participate, all because of the violence of one man.”
— Rebecca Solnit, Grandmother Spider in Men Explain Things To Me and Other Essays
…Wow…it’s sad how much this blew my mind. Brilliant.
take figures out of their boxes btw. sew patches on your favorite jacket. go to bed with your favorite plushes. wear the pants you usually save for special occasions. draw something cool on your wall. put a sticker on your laptop. dye your hair and pierce your lips. glass is meant to break, metal is meant to rust. items are meant to be used. that's how the world knows that somebody loved them.
When my aunt died of covid, we had to clean out a lot of stuff that she was saving. Foods she was going to try, she was a great chef, spices she'd never opened or only used sparingly, lotions and bath things she hadn't used. After she died I started making a point of using things up: the good vanilla that has to be imported, that we finally found more of, we'd used barely an ounce before she passed away. Even though we love it. I just got my family new bottles of it for Christmas because we used one up. We enjoyed that happiness. Sometimes I still get the impulse to wait for something special, or awful, to save nice things for celebration or comfort. The phrase that always echoes in my mind is "use the good vanilla". And I have been (burning the candles, squirting the body wash, dissolving the bath bombs, putting the saffron in things). And it's been great. Use the good vanilla.
the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜
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i think ansem's complete and unceasing certainty in his own theories and correctness is half of why i love him. this man has never once doubted himself except at the very, very end and i respect that. i wish i had the level of self-confidence needed to take a leap of faith, stab yourself, and do an entire apocalypse because you think you Might be right. this guy had one goal and lbr he actually would've pulled it off it wasn't for the one itsy bitsy problem of kingdom hearts being light. if that hadn't been true my guy would've probably slam dunked sora to infinity and that's a lot to think about.
anyway arrogance so bold it wraps back around to just being plain stupid sometimes i do love his ass
It just kills him.

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reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life
ignore my boaner 👍
fictional characters can't consent because they aren't real.. but YOU can consent to reading heavy themes, and you can withdraw consent by clicking the back button and stopping any time, it is your choice to read stories that include or exclude consent 👍
I love when puritans are so far up their ass they circle back to being more perverted than the original concept
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How dare you leave this in the tags.
Me talking to the founding fathers: While your system was fundamentally rooted in democracy, it failed to account for the rapid change in society’s growth and vast diversity that would come from it. It also has no concrete definition for how serious to take it, making it easy for the greedy to take advantage of.
George washington eating his third fruit gummy snack: The idea was to hand the government into the hands of the people. Although, I doubt with such a large union of people that it’d ever be possible to reach one ideal we can all agree on. However, if a man was corrupted in power, it is the duty of the american people to remove him for the health of the nation.
Thomas Jefferson who’s 80 pages into the yaoi novel i forgot to take out of my bag: These twinks… where can i purchase one?
that curse doesn’t work on me. Nice try tho. Yaoi jefferson will never have the same reach as miku binder jefferson and you have to accept this
this duck LOVES pink drink
Her just pouring the puree straight over the duck's head because she knows there's no getting that duck out of the cup is killing me

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cats are genuinely fucking useless man
okay sure that’s progress i guess
WE’RE SO BACK
are you enjoying your One Cold Paw
i love dw because every time i see a new (to me) version of the doctor and master they're even more 'you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid' than they were before and i just don't understand how they can be Like That so hard for like fifty years