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mandatory patient-to-nurse ratio laws modeled after the laws in California

pay nurses more

We got Yandere knock-off Shaggy with shadow great Dane scooby. (He is the most powerful of the group).

We got Yandere knock-off Fred with the Sunflower plant (He is the one who "vaulted" everyone else. The mystery machine is the "vault." Also there is no "let's split up gang" as they are all handcuffed to each other so it's like a parade walking down the street.)

We got Yandere knock-off Daphne with a laurel tree (I am uncreative) who has the second darkest flag (besides Fred but he is an idiot and really bad at it) and is actually the most competent one in this disaster.

Finally we got Knock-off Yandere Velma with a Begonia who hacks all the tech to help solve all their mysteries. She is the most wanted criminally.

They still solve mysteries (despite being seen as meddlers) and are very much wanted dead by a lot of people but by the power of love (and the narrative) they always get away with it and/or win the duels because they literally are all beloveds to each other.

biblically accurate autism

making your characters speak to you is a lifelong journey

it would be so awesome

been reading the novel and I found it hilarious how distressed this guy was that Yerim might potentially possibly maybe perceive him as a mother figure

Unfortunately said app has no concept of song content, much to their mirthful regret, as the app reached the fateful:

Undertale has a Yuri Index of 0.098

Read more about the Yuri Index here

if i sort the tag instead by f/f, what are the three most written-for ships? alphys/undyne, predictably, is at the top, comprising 51% of the tag. the second is, inexplicably, sans/reader, which weighs in at 23%. and last is toriel/asgore, making up 11% of the tag. (in case you're wondering, sans/sans makes up 7%.)

so basically,

taumoeba (obviously)

instructions on how to use taumoeba (obviously)

50+ hrs of unedited footage of Grace fucking up a bunch of stuff in the ship

so much info about Eridian language

1700+ hrs of unedited footage of Grace and Rocky fucking up a bunch of shit in the ship

Cannot emphasize how much info on the eridian sentence structure there is here

a weirdass knit sweater pattern that takes people weeks to realize is for Rocky

literally hundreds of pages of Grace just describing Eridian linguistic history which like honestly isn't even his field why should we even listen to this guy- (hes the only one to ever fucking met an intelligent alien Dave. we'll take him at his word)

Why the Goldilocks Zone is for Idiots Part 2: Biological Diversity all across the Petrova Line (subtitled "We haven't found them yet BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN THEY DONT FUDHING EXIST-")

what are essentially just those reaction videos "Alien watches Legally Blonde for the first time" "Alien gives thoughts on movie Cats (2019)" "You'll never believe what this Alien thinks of the movie Fantastic Mr. Fox"

Grace's modified cardigan charts because someone was asking for them on his Ravelry and he never actually got around to posting them

(people have already fully recreated this cardigan just months after his launch. but they appreciate it)

very respective, kind eulogies for everyone who died in this mission (Grace AND Rocky's crew)

a lace shawl pattern inspired by the petrova line with a beaded fringe. knitters everywhere weep in despair because those instructions are gOD AWFUL, the man had 0 (zero) test knitters AND THERES NO PICTURES FUCK

Rocky make Grace cringe compilation statement