Dungeon Master's Diary

"This does 4 Damage? So it'll kill almost anyone in a single hit."

And that's when the Dungeon Master did a Nazi salute, groped my wife and got arrested by the cops

Clan Ventrue meetings can be awkward when it comes to catering.

What a twist!

Lady of Pain disliked that*

Sorcerers think they're alpha...

Most normal Multiclass weapon:

"It's a Free Attack"

They're a fun read from time to time, but you know that you're not always getting the whole story.

If strong characters get to be strong, intelligent characters should get to be intelligent.

I like filling my bookshelf, but I'm also impatient.

A blade wielded with love 🥺

Finally, some good food...

The rules are just an illusion, you must see past them to understand

If you believe in something hard enough...

Seduction rolls.

You see me boss? Good, recognize...