you've always been so tough

anything can be strattland if you’re depressed and a little insane

I really like the scene in the movie where their ships are both spinning and there's like, idk, vaguely romantic dancing music playing over it. it's like they're doing some sort of bird courtship ritual...

The Earth beanbag, if it's homemade, probably has actual beans. Or rice. I wonder if Grace ever remembered that.

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

If you're a new writer and you're asking yourself "is this too personal, is this too much, will people think this is weird" that feeling is the exact location of your actual voice. The stuff that makes you want to close the laptop is the stuff nobody else could write. The safe version is always worse. Always. I have never once read something and thought "this would have been better if it was a little less honest." go further. It's always go further.

it's so evil my vocal cords can't make enderman noises

It's So Evil My Vocal Cords Can't Make Eridian Nosies !!

(grabbing the universe by its shoulders and shaking) Let Me Chirp And Trill and Warble!!!!!!!