Mellow Mallows on Marsh

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

Gsgw Au where everything is the same except that KSE watches idols instead of kids' shows and gets really into Idol Inc and starts stanning Testar instead

Ik i said Raebin or Bae Sejin but i think Kse would be an Ahyeon stan since they're both easily scared/flustered, like KSE would watch those yt compilation vids and be like *clenches fist* Thank God Im not the only frightened one around here

oooooooohhh faye you want to read debut or die so bad....

do you think bowser ever gets anxious after kidnapping peach again that he went too far this time and he calls mario up in the middle of the night to make sure they’re still on for tennis and gokarting next weekend

painstakingly dialing mario’s landline on a comically small telephone only for luigi to pick up instead and he has to ask him to put his brother on the phone. not that luigi isn’t part of weekend plans, but like this is really more of a mario & bowser situation and it’d be rude to drag his brother into it if there’s a problem. so anyway then luigi puts the receiver down to go get his brother and bowser sits there tapping his claws on his table and this is agony, actually, he shouldn’t have called at all, it’s late enough at his castle so it has to be even later over in the mushroom kingdom. but just as he’s about to put the phone down, mario answers all chipper—mario mario speaking, who’s-a calling? which is a ridiculous question because there’s no way luigi didn’t already tell him.—and bowser has to ask him. look, mario, i know i dangled peach in a bird cage over a pit of lava the other day, and when you showed up, i let my son throw giant flaming hammers at you, and there’s no hard feelings about that, right? and there’s a few seconds of silence before mario laughs and reassures him it’s all in the day’s work of a plumber, an explanation bowser has never thought to really question since he only knows two plumbers and it does all seem pretty in their wheelhouse. and then he’s embarrassed for worrying so much so he tries to end the call quickly, but mario just ribs him about how badly he’s going to lose the next race, and then he starts asking bowser how junior is, and does bowser want any of the leftovers since he and luigi really do cook way too much for two, be a shame to let it go to waste. and by the time bowser manages to hang up, this has gone from leftovers into him and junior and the koopalings all being invited over to the mario household for dinner, so long as they don’t park their airship on the front lawn and leave the cannons at home.

websites often misjudge how far I will go to avoid ads. "you can't use this site until you turn off the adblock sowwy" I Am Leaving Your Website

Once you learn what amanormativity is you never stop seeing it. It's everywhere. My god. Can't even read a fanfic in peace without getting blased by it.

“You’re so quiet” thanks every time I’ve tried to enter this conversation you’ve just flat out fucking ignored me

People in the notes are mentioning not knowing when breaks in the conversation are and I get that (god do I get that) but this post was specifically inspired by the evil ass phenomenon of “I was not interrupted, I added something and no one acknowledged it in any way, be it by the conversation completely stopping there or by them picking it up where they left off like I didn’t say shit.” Like okay what did I do wrong can someone tell me I didn’t mean to kill the vibe here

WHAT?!

I study graphic design and my tutor recommended and used this in his classes at art college last year, it’s so good it has SO many features for free, I really recommend it, even if you’re just trying to learn the basics of PS, such a wonderful thing <3

I use this and it’s fucken great. No bullshit. Really works. Sometimes the world is kind.

As a pharmacist I support whatever system you use to take your meds, but please make sure not to mix new refills with old pill batches in your bottles; heat suppressants don't work as well once expired

overheard a customer say "i'm ready for a divorce at this point" when I was bored at work and my eyes lit up like I won the lottery

Blocked a person for insinuating that a close platonic pairing is OBVIOUSLY romantic and if you deny it then you're just stupid #AllAromanticsShouldKillPeople

I'm like if a missing person was literally right there

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies