Mellow Mallows on Marsh

have you ever been reading a fic and been like “this one single character’s accent is wrong” like “he might say that but definitely not with those words”

I was waiting for something and wound up watching part of an episode of the Apprentice UK and discovered a new fun fact about myself: watching people who claim to be good at negotiating fuck up literally the most basic negotiation tactics fills me with a wild animal rage

I need Leonard to be invited to a Moretti family dinner and be immersed in the domesticity and simpleness of it and look around at the happy siblings who all look similar and understand each other and support each other and feel so suddenly overwhelmed with longing and a form of jealous melancholy because he desperately wants something like that in his life and he never even thought about it before but now he's seen that there's something Missing and he's going to want it every time he walks home to an empty house. I want him to wish he had never accepted the invite because even though it was the best thing that ever happened to him, it left a gaping hole in his life. I want him to realise exactly what the siblings lost with Kleins death. I want him to cry with the knowledge that he failed to protect what he had always wanted and could never have.

It would be really funny if the stats are skewed to what Moondae perceived them as, which means that Ahyeon and Bae Sejin’s visuals aren’t as high as he thinks they are and Moondae’s own visuals are actually much higher

finding somebody who will laugh at your shitty jokes is joy-inducing but finding a motherfucker who can yes-and all the esoteric bullshit you put out is pure cocaine. this must be the shit all those racuous but good-natured scoundrels down at the tavern are on

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

I wish this feeling upon everyone who wants to wear a dress, its really the best

this makes me so happy as a fat hairy guy who likes skirts and dresses i never get to see guys like me in dresses it’s always skinny twinks this makes me so happy 🥺🥺