Find The Thing That Keeps You Alive

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

i am strategically acquiring mutuals with specific and unique fetishes to form an elite task force to pull off heists with.

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order

people who put their gum under tables are wild animals they literally do not have higher level cognitive functions. they live in nature.

calling them wild animals is an insult to nature

sorry you’re right i should’ve said baboons

I call my father Babbu but I hate my father Die father

Die Babbu

^ This Die Babbu

Hell on babbu technique

can someone please please make his tail wag thank you

@glowcowboy

IM GONNA FUCK THE MOVIES!!!!!!! NYAHAHAHAHA!

they send me to space war even though i’m so freaking small i’m literally just a grunt. they only gave me a pasma pistol. i’m gonna fucking die

i think most people accept the idea of "you don't control who you're attracted to" in terms of being gay but imo it can go further. like if you're not attracted to men, but you happen to find a transmasc person attractive, i dont think thats inherently transphobic if you acknoweldge that your attraction is incongruent with their identity. you dont need to run yourself in circles creating qualifiers for your sexuality when we live in a world of infinite gender identites. it's not like you have an inbuilt radar that tells you whether that hot stranger at the bar is a woman or not. man who kissed a twink that turned out to be a butch lesbian that thought he was a butch lesbian. etc.

I don’t like getting kicked in the head anymore