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heya!

this right here?

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the "@staff" is just the bio text.

tumblr staff will not contact you through anything other than email or their official accounts, which will all have this badge:

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report and block. i'd also appreciate it if you shared this post, bc that blog was JUST created and was already tagging a LOT of people, and i know not everyone has the scam-sensing instinct, even if this might seem obvious to some.

And poor Akari has to explain to Work Dad her boss that she'd gotten dumped and had hooked up with met an exciting stranger.

Lmao so I was actually just typing up some thoughts on how Gris gets in contact with Akari and Roz when you sent this. And as funny as it would be for Roz to interrogate his Work Daughter right-hand hunter about her "extracurriculars," I've been thinking about how to give the Vampire AU its own unique story. Obviously some character beats are gonna carry over but I don't want it to feel like it's just a repeat of the Rebound and/or Mer AU but with vampires.

Anyways I turned that over in my head for a bit and realized: What if, instead of Gris and Roz meeting and then finding out they're related, they meet because Roz found out he has a kid?

Basically: Gris and their crew drift into a new city to settle down for a bit (they don't stay in any one place for too long, lest they attract too much unwanted attention). Roz gets word that the infamous "Blood Demon" (or whatever Gris's nickname is) has settled down in his territory and dispatches some underlings to keep an eye on them. The more reports/updates he gets on Gris the more he feels like something is off here. Just a nagging feeling that this strange vampire is too much like him.

So he does some digging. Finds out Gris is the firstborn child of his ex. And does the mental math.

During the meeting, Roz keeps trying to ask about Aure indirectly, Akari is distracted by Gris being her type, Vale is also there and enjoying how unexpectedly weird this whole meeting between two big scary vampires ended up.

They are not medically accurate, just enough for artists to know the necessary muscles and how they work together