person-shaped creäture

you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”

love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line

@kanashimibeast volocore?

why your sewing machine is acting up: - tension is wrong - wrong needle size - thread bit stuck somewhere - tension again - needs a deep clean and oiling - you said something and now its offended and refusing to cooperate until you realize your error and beg forgiveness

Not enough people know about wireless-fireless

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling