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#Post 4 the Scumlings

Oum different from any other with au I present apprentice witchjiu who lands w/ SY instead of WYZ. He learns a lot from SY but being a witch isn’t easy, and obviously takes time. He knows a few spells but most of his days are filled with playful bantering with his master (SY) and domestic household tasks—mostly repetitive actions to get SJ in the habit of performing any repetitive task automatically (witches need to split their minds in many different places sometimes, and crossing what they’re doing with their hands off the mind split list helps a ton).

Anyways so SY sends SJ off on a trip—a small 1 week thing, he’s done it before (with the length of the trips gradually increasing as he gets SJ adjusted to the world and ways of a witch)—giving him his training wand and a training cloak. (in this au all witches wear some type of gear—often the transformed body of their familiar, ex. a witch with a cat familiar might have a witch hat with cat ears, or a with with a fox familiar might have a cloak with tails—and most of it happens to be headwear like hats, veils, glasses, etc.). The cloak of course is SY’s familiar (I’m thinking crow for this au, what do y’all think? :3) transformed, an inky black thing that is prepared to fly SJ out of any tricky situations and provide cover should the apprentice find himself in danger (SJ is not aware of this)

Anyways so SJ ends up in a tricky situation where he finds himself trapped along with disciple LQG while a demon terrorizes them. They’ve been bound and the demon’s cracked SJ’s wand. (Note, the cloak was getting ready to fly him out but SJ grit his teeth and instead told it to fetch SY after a brief moment of being stunned that it was actually SY’s familiar because he wanted to personally handle this demon, he was sure he had the strength for it)

Anyways so before the familiar goes it unbinds SJ who snatches his cracked wand off of the ground and waits for the demon to come, preparing the nastiest spell he can. First he starts a small fire—which LQG critiques him for since it’s a small enclosed space (LQG is quite upset that he wasn’t unbound and that this “mortal” is endangering himself for no reason)—before he focuses the magic energy in his magic veins (which aren’t like his spiritual roots that have been forced open, they’re something else completely) and silently completes the spell.

When the demon enters the room expecting to slaughter and eat two helpless children a creature with a body of smoke and teeth like sharp metal (not actual metal) lunges at them and promptly mauls the demon to death. Normally it wouldn’t have been that easy had the demon not been caught off guard and unaware of the magical ability that one of the children captured possessed. Anyways SJ’s practice wand really breaks with the extreme usage of the spell and the smoke dissipates, the fire is quickly put out afterwards.

Anyways LQG’s fellow disciples and the teacher that’d come down the mountain with the disciples but all the find is a dazed LQG with ruffled hair—and later on, the mangled corpse of a demon. SY had come rather quickly, his familiar following after him with worried caws and rushed nudges. It was a relief to find the SY was fine, and SY gave SJ and the boy he’d been captured with a once over before taking LQG to town and asking around for parents until LQG was like “hey wait no I’m a cultivator” and SY’s like “Hm okay your sect is coming to get you then? Alright we’ll stay safe, here’s some money to get some treats.” And ruffles LQG’s hair before taking SJ on a little shopping trip and then dipping.

LIKE

the vision of a narrow-eyed SJ leaning in a mass of discarded robes, turning look at the door lazily.

SJ being vulnerable in his own space to smoke and having someone walk in on it is lowkey like so fire to me idk how to explain it

it works really well w/ LiuJiu because I don't really imagine anyone else barging into SJ's space the way he does.

Bonus points if it's a super bad habit that SJ picked up with his little trips to the brothel so you just have the sight of LQG barging in and seeing SJ trying to smoke for the first time on his own, wide eyed and bristled wwwwwwwww

It happens during disciple days, Shen Jiu doesn't recognize the egg as an egg at first, dragon eggs tend to look like large rocks to deter predators from snatching them away while the parents are out.

It's just a smooth looking rock that SJ takes notice of (It's directly in the pathway of one of his shortcut routes), nothing special. Until it hatches. See, in his disciple days Shen Jiu wasn't the most liked nor the most respected, is wasn't uncommon for select disciples to group up and chase after him--spewing some nonsense about honor for that brute Liu-whatever his name was. So currently, SJ--who is using his shortcut to escape from pursuit--stumbles across the egg in the midst of it's hatching.

When a slimey--snotty dragonling peeks its head up and starts chirping loud enough to give his location away, SJ can only scoop the entire egg up (much too light to be a rock now that he's holding it) and book it.

It's not easy to hide the fact that he has a dragon but SJ manages, climbing the ranks is far easier when there's a dragon helping him regulate his qi now.

When SJ becomes a PL there's no real reason to hide it anymore, however rather than drawing attention to himself and putting a target on his head, he allows SY to assimilate naturally--leaving traces of SY everywhere until LQG "Stumbles" on SY during the caves incident and is saved. (SY is huge btw)

From that point on it's known that CQMS has a DRAGON. SY enjoys his freedom in roaming across the peaks but always returns to Qing Jing peak (the pls assume that his nest is there but SY just loves his mama actually, even though he acts all snooty and standoffish and judgemental)

Anyways so SY is fond of LBH (and trying to change the story and his mama's fate) or whatever so when the whole demon thing happens (if SQQ somehow gets affected w/ without a cure) I'd like to imagine SQQ just standing in front of the demons, a manic glow in those green eyes of his as he closes his fan and points it at the demonic elder guy. These demons go wide eyed as a huge ass dragon descends from the sky, landing in front of SQQ defensively all snarls and spilling flames from its mouth.

SQH FOLDING THAT TWINK IN HALF IDGAF. Listen, you can push the bottom agenda XF to me all day but when it comes to CumPlane it's Switch XF at the least. Like could SY guide him yeah I guess but like XF, that degenerate, KNOWS things he has STUDIED THINGS his knowledge of sex needs to be unmatched in my mind.

ALSO WHERE'S THE CUMPLANE STUFF IN SHEEP LBH ERA?

XF ragebaiting SY (It helps him destress when swamped with work) and then they have the FREAKIEST fwb sex EVER.

LBH not being able to look his shizun in the eye anymore because XF is REALLY good at drawing reactions out of SY and SY's either clueless on the fact that LBH knows or he's so embarrassed that he bans XF from his peak.

I see so many cumplane modern aus, post canon aus, a bunch of other things but XF is a FREAK (and SY is too he just hasn't tapped into that inner whore) and nobody's going to tell me that if he and SY were FWB then he hasn't done anything to SY while people are around. Like hello???

XF convincing SY to sit on his face through a sudden visit and how the fuck did they get away with that??? IDK THIS IS A SHITPOST BUT WHY ISN'T XF BEING MADE MORE FREAKY???

ALSO WHILE I'M ALL FOR XF BEING A LOSER PLEASE PLEASEEE MAKE HIM REALLY INTO TATTS AND STUFF, EVEN IF HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY PLEASEEEE...

SY getting hit with a curse or whateva and has like the equivalent of a womb tatt and XF cannot stop looking at it like hello hello hello hello he begs SY to keep it since it's not harmful but SY's like "Do you want to actually die" and XF's forced to drop it