So much love.

kids these days are just too busy being gay to go on my perilous wizard quests

always on that damn phone instead of my perilous wizard quests

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

28 year old tumblr users will look at you and say do you remember thwomp day of 2013 when everyone was posting thwomp from mario 64 in different audio

This is poetry. This is storytelling. You can leave the sound off if you want but. Stop. Watch. You surely will not regret doing so.

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

No one added music that’s the natural aidio

[Video Description: An ad with piano music over it all, showing an elderly woman in her home, knitting, when two younger men walk by her window, which catches her attention. She stares out her window at them as they kiss each other while walking, the old lady staring in disbelief. Cut to the old woman approaching a residence with a broom in hand, staring up at the second floor window where a small rainbow Pride flag is hanging. The old woman stares up at it and mutters "Ridiculo", before getting up on a ladder with her broom to remove the flag. Focus on the flag fluttering to the ground as church bells chime. The scene then cuts to the couple from before, approaching their home with grocery bags in hand before one stops and stares at the second floor, stopping his partner who then drops the groceries as he too stares up. It's then revealed that the small pride flag had been replaced with a gigantic, hand-knit pride flag. It then cuts back to the old woman's home, where a tin of rainbow-colored yarn sits on her table. The hands of the old woman are holding and fondly touching an old black and white photo of two young smiling women, leaning against each other. Cut to the old woman's face as she stares out with a look of happy pride on her face. At the end of the video, the name "Idealista" appears on screen, followed by "buon pride" along with a rainbow. End VD.]

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

I don't directly engage with Deltarune but I do like reblogging funny Deltarune content that crosses my dash. This leaves me with a genuine concern that one of these days Toby Fox is gonna drop a chapter and I'll reblog a funny little bit and, as a result, massively spoil things for my followers. Because, like, Deltarune seems exactly like the kind of media where Susie going, "hey Kris check out my sick skateboard moves" and smashing out 100 consecutive pixel skateboard flips is like, somehow, simultaneously, a joke and also a lore-reveal of untold magnitude.

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.