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That moment when you make so many bad decisions in life that your body thinks it’s a virus when you finally do the right thing.

Cobra just wants to be a Pokémon trainer

what is this “sleep” you speak of

you are all going to die because of your terrible habits and I will die because of the stress it causes me

guys stop stressing my sister

you guys not sleeping and eating has taken 25 years off my life

Stop stressing the baby you guys

Bix did not need to go that fuckin hard man

Bixslow and Laxus are brothers in all but blood they will destroy each other always

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what the fuck. theres not even a fucking joke here. its just the fucking alphabet. i was expecting some kind of fucking meme like “gun” or “john cena” or something like that but no its just the fucking alphabet. here. on tumblr.com. 26 users just fucking banded together to write the alphabet. what the fuck, man.

I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.

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Reblog with your type

I’m into sweet types.

I’m into just evil types @whowhatwhenwherewhyhowami

Ya know what. Can’t argue. And I’m into @midnight-blue-moon-princess types

I 100% imagined this as Freed and Laxus being in an argument as to why Freed answered like that, so Laxus could hear

Lucy: That might be too terrifying for people to handle

I’m absolutely down for this fanfic

HOLY SHIT THAT DIDN'T EVEN OCCUR TO ME - DO IT! Gajeel, Laxus, Orga and Natsu!!

Tiny bookworms with buff punch happy boyfriends (I cant say big because Natsu is an ant compared to the other three)

Bickslow: If you catch and fight the UPS guy and win you get to keep all the packages in the truck.

It’s U-P-S, united parcel service

@midnight-blue-moon-princess look it us

I like this plan guys, but I feel like we need to somehow get Cobra to Sabertooth as part of this, let Jellal experience Sting’s pain for a while…

Sting and Natsu can steal Rogue, Gray can steal Frosch ;)

Hmm, that could work. You do promise to give Frosch back, right Gray?

I too support the plan to get Rogue back. How can I help?

We could send a gift to them specifically for Frosch?

Happy and Lector could lead him away with a promise to go looking for frogs… 

Cobra’s there, unless you manage to incapacitate him somehow, they’ll all know you’re there…

Haha! I think one of my favorite things I ever did in regards to Cobra in one of my stories was to have Natsu think loudly about him and Gray in all sorts of compromising situations. It both pissed Cobra off and distracted him from what Natsu was actually trying to hide. *grin*

You could have Juvia send a letter to Meredy wanting to have a girls day or something of the sort. Ultear will probably go along since Meredy’s her daughter

Let’s be real, Richard would probably be spouting something about the love Sting has for Rogue and Frosch to actually do anything

If you say it’s for Love, Richard might help you

I like this plan guys, but I feel like we need to somehow get Cobra to Sabertooth as part of this, let Jellal experience Sting’s pain for a while…

Sting and Natsu can steal Rogue, Gray can steal Frosch ;)

Hmm, that could work. You do promise to give Frosch back, right Gray?

I too support the plan to get Rogue back. How can I help?

We could send a gift to them specifically for Frosch?

Happy and Lector could lead him away with a promise to go looking for frogs… 

Cobra’s there, unless you manage to incapacitate him somehow, they’ll all know you’re there…

Haha! I think one of my favorite things I ever did in regards to Cobra in one of my stories was to have Natsu think loudly about him and Gray in all sorts of compromising situations. It both pissed Cobra off and distracted him from what Natsu was actually trying to hide. *grin*

You could have Juvia send a letter to Meredy wanting to have a girls day or something of the sort. Ultear will probably go along since Meredy’s her daughter

Let’s be real, Richard would probably be spouting something about the love Sting has for Rogue and Frosch to actually do anything

Does it glow on command or does someone have to physically crack it first?

No cracking required, however it does need to have some sort of physical assault

Imagine in a fight, someone ends up kicking Sting in the dick and his crotch just starts to glow. Just a faint light showing through the fabric of his pants