opened up ravelry to look at patterns and the very first thing i saw was
The Garment by Robert Cole
went to read the Ravelry and that was such a treat:
Let the Garment envelop you; experience its heft and splendor. The original Garment pattern was knit in the round, from the bottom up, and designed for someone six feet in height. A simple adjustment of the number of stitches you cast on will allow you to customize the length. Follow The Garment on Instagram: @HeftAndSplendor Update, Aug 9, 2026: Many thanks for all the Garment enthusiasm in recent days! In response to sensible feedback, Iβm developing and testing two alternate versions of the pattern: one for children, and the other a top-down version. Iβm not entirely sure why I chose to make the first The Garment bottom-upβit almost certainly makes more sense for sizing, etc., to make it top-downβalthough I will say that casting on 300 stitches for the bottom of a The Garment feels like quite a leap of faith into the great unknown. In any case, both new versions of the pattern will be included in the update and sent to everyone whoβs already bought the original pattern.
The pattern for the Garment costs only five usd so if you are a knitter and you want to make something beautiful and baffling, there you go. I do almost want to learn to knit so I can make the Garment.
(Also there's more pictures of people wearing the Garment at the Ravelry page and they're all FANTASTIC.)

















