Multifandom Planet

hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel

500 MILES?!?!?!

just tried to reference the xkcd "today's lucky 10,000" comic but I wanted to explain xkcd first, so I was like "you probably know the one about experts in the field overestimating their audience's familiarity with the subject matter" and uh. he didn't. love me some irony

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

My roommate heard it going and went “OH MY GOD is it EVER going to resolve?” then the payoff hit and she busted up laughing

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown breakfast

who on earth is out there waking up early to get shit done??? the purpose of waking up early is to have QUIET TIME LOUNGING IN BED before the world gets LOUD & ANNOYING AS FUCK

so much respect to the people in the notes waking up early to play video games, watch tv, phone scroll, and in general Fuck Around for a few hours before the world intrudes. now THAT'S productivity!

Like, I know there are plenty of fics where Janus gets cuddled, or where he's dog-piled after a brush with hypothermia (and let me be clear, we can never have too many of those), but I'm talking about a fic where Janus is grappling with this intense, instinctual need to be tangled up in an indistinguishably jumbled mass of other bodies in order to properly relax, while simultaneously dealing with the inescapable fact that he doesn't trust the others enough to let them get that close (and maybe the process of them earning that trust and the snake getting the first night of restful sleep he's had in his life...)

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

@inneskeeper

...I want to refute this but no, I....yeah