the miserable bitch industry would crumble without me

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

A CENTURY AGO

lets make bad art together

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

so im having a piss in the bathroom (where its supposed to go…) and these vaping godless wenches think the sound of my tinkle warrants a giggle. does anyone know how to get me in contact with some powerful etsy witches for a cheap and swift vengeance

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while