just heard “is he mansplaining or autistic” again and i have to remind you for the second time that he is going into the shredder either way

Katy Perry was so ahead of the times talking about the homosexual straight man epidemic

men can be like i hate women so much i really hate them so much i hate them so much i want to kill them and then actually go and kill them and people will go wow i guess we'll never know what caused this no we can never know what caused this for sure but its probably because he was such a sick sad little boy sick poor sad little babyy boyy

confession: when i was in high school my best friend used to steal a ton of clothes from the busted-ass target in town and then walk across the street and sell them at plato’s closet and she called it her job. i’d be like “where are you?” and she’d be like “at work” and i’d know she was just robbing a target blind lmao 

Pan people don’t need to apologize for existing and being pan.

yes you do.

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is