All Hail Soundwave

my New Year's Resolution is simply to finish Possible. it's three chapters how hard could it be

those videos of people making contraptions to drop an egg from like a five story building without breaking it but it's Brainstorm with Megatron's spark

why did Brainstorm take the green spark with him into the past. why did he carry it around inside himself all the time it's not like it was a secret that he had it. did Brainstorm want to be pregnant

selfshipping with Vector Prime would literally just be the plot to The Time Traveler's Wife

i do like the Transformers: Classics comics using it/its for Primus. there's something majestic abt referring to God this way especially given that this is the franchise that created an alien race that's 99% men purely for sexism reasons then pretended they didn't do that

giggling today over the mental image of Robbie at a social event and he's not liking it so he goes "i'm going home. bye" and raises his hands straight up and grabs onto Twitch and they lift off into the sky. can you imagine being at a party, this teen says I'm Leaving, then a drone appears and he just FLIES AWAY

in a bygone era i saw a post from somebody theorizing that IDW Rodimus might be older than Megatron and i need to know if that's true or holds any water bc that'd mean he's also older than Optimus and that's rlly funny to me

accidentally playing an episode of Cyberworld while your playback speed is set to 1.5+ can kill you

i keep having dreams about Galvatron trapped in permafrost or inside flooded caves and i have to rescue him and hook him up to life support machines in what i guess narratively is my house but it looks like a fallout bunker or a missile silo