mango heart

Their poorly defined terms, confused principles, and sloppy thinking vs. our come on, don't be obtuse, you know perfectly well what I mean

Gotta say it's double extra creepy as hell lately sharing a material reality w/ people who just fucking reject straightforward factual information they dislike for whatever reason or can't integrate w/o tripping over their emotions. I mean, it's never not creepy as hell, though it's getting creepier-as-heller as I'm more and more exposed to someone dying from dementia against their will, desperate to hold onto reality, intellectual difficulty and emotional discomfort be damned. Why live like you've got a neurodegenerative disorder when you don't? Why not use your mind while you can? Be uncomfortable, be upset for a moment or two. But be real.

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

you say excuse me when you burp, and other people say bless you when you sneeze. but is there nothing for the humble cough? we live in a brutal world.

if you cough the entire room should say "we remember that we must die" in unison

It’s literal pimping. But since it’s mostly white ppl or ppl who look down on black ppl and the culture of black street pimps (not for the harm against women, but because they just hate anything about poor black ppl), they call themselves managers instead. Only fans has literally allowed and curated a legal system for trafficking and pimping.

This isn't just for cults either! Shitty partners, bosses, friends - they all do variants of this where if you kick back the first time they make an unreasonable request, it proves you weren't ever committed since you'd let such a small thing ruin everything. And of course, if it's the third or the tenth unreasonable thing they ask of you, it's SUCH A SMALL THING to be a deal-breaker at this late point in your relationship!

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits