They should name a song after you.

the twelve most terrifying words in the english language are: i'm from the government and i'm here to torture you to death

I can't wait for the future! (<---- guy who doesn't know we're not gonna be building things)

Any kink-friendly nursing homes I can leave my aunt to die in? With little or no paperwork?

I’m vicious I’m the viper in the grass I’m the penis in the ass

flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing

it's the next thing

tumblr needs to retire the phrase "unimaginable horror" you bitches are not that smart all of the horrors you are trying to allude to are quite imaginable

when you put your penis inside her and then move back and forth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

it’s impossible