I am possessed of a heart that can’t be trusted.

Aging userbase

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose

fanservice sucks bc it’s never you that’s being serviced it’s always some other really annoying fan

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn't experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don't know what it said

while interpreting characters in literary canon as queer is a fun exercise and at times valid analysis, if you only focus on that you can overlook other important themes and subtext [my nuanced theatre/english lit mutuals leave the room] if HamletXHoratio was a firetruck it would be the biggest one in the world

Basically it can get awesome when there are two or more girls

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure