I am possessed of a heart that can’t be trusted.

Someone needs to hire a better Etsy witch

i can’t believe people ever called tumblr an echo chamber or a “hugbox”, i have never in my life been exposed to a group of people so thirsty to disagree with you. why did someone just say they wished they could crucify me bc i said i liked oat milk best. we all need to learn some lessons about friendship here

im blinking my big doe eyes at you to let you know that you can hit me with your car

Aging userbase

so pro-abortion i forget people try to get pregnant on purpose

fanservice sucks bc it’s never you that’s being serviced it’s always some other really annoying fan

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn't experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don't know what it said

while interpreting characters in literary canon as queer is a fun exercise and at times valid analysis, if you only focus on that you can overlook other important themes and subtext [my nuanced theatre/english lit mutuals leave the room] if HamletXHoratio was a firetruck it would be the biggest one in the world