I am possessed of a heart that can’t be trusted.

Someone laid a perfectly smooth pristine egg in the middle of the moshpit tonight and we just kept circling it

we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

samurai movies should have one foreign exchange cowboy and cowboy movies should have one foreign exchange samurai

there's 👏 still 👏 time 👏

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

Show daddy that nice picture again

so.....is there anything with which the lion does concern himself ?

the four children who wandered into His world through the back of a wardrobe

My dick has flames painted on the side and all the men love it

completely sober in the club googling sam & frodo pictures

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

my brain has subconciously decided that tiktok is “unhealthy” but tumblr is “healthy” which i dont think is entirely true but i kind of like the idea.