OPERATION FAT PENIS

Your puppy has to actually eat the nasty pumpkin if you do that, fool

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

The Doomed Noob IPA (7.8% ABV), brewed by Skullz 'n' Woundz Distillery

oh shittttt

it's the bottom of the ninth and buddy, the pitcher just shit his self

This and a blunt.

now the healing can begin.

*looking at a real gay couple* I mean ive studied american television, i can tell whos the man (comedic relief oaf, font of violence unending) and the woman (bedraggled priestess) in the relationship

I should be worshipping a statue instead of whatever im doing now