ladies and gentlemen, this is fallout no. 5

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

ok now put her in a public area and give her an embarrassed and worried expression and a slightly too-short skirt that she can't stop futilely fidgeting with

axis of awesome member is a trans woman now??? since 2016????????? what!!!!!!

I do have one "hear me out" I think the majority of tumblr would be repulsed by. It's kind of cheating though. It's not sincere and it feels like I would be breaking some kind of social contract. But it would work, I have no doubt about that

Wait sorry pause everything, Jason Todd was brought back in 2005 and was dead for several years (see: more than 4), so you know what funny joke I get to make

Can I raise you Jay NOT fucking with them but also the thing she's forgetting and trying to pin down is that they changed the logo of the m&m store or something. She, unrelatedly, doesn't know what the world trade centers are.

jay asking mournfully whether the mets have won the world series again yet and everyone has to just sadly avert their gaze. no one wants to tell her