what

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

i am wrong, what the fuck

world heritage post

Anon bb come back i can change for you

phineas and ferb heritage post

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

This post is so fucking funny to me. This is just a pic with a pile of croc shoes crossed out red with the title “I hate Crocs.” OP posted this in 2008 and never posted anything else, we don’t know anything else about them. OP’s URL is the word hatred and nothing else. For some reason however, their url did not get added a “-blog” suffix that the change in 2016 brought (maybe because this was made in 2008 but still. What if someone wants their URL? :( ) Truly the post of all time.

And Crocs were still a recent “fad” at the time but 16 years later they are still here. The post failed completely to stop them. Op lost :(

@bedrock-to-buildheight I thought about your Pokémon au when I saw this today

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

Why is this a bad thing? Surely you’d rather get paid for dealing with people’s pets than, I dunno, their taxidermy and pickled body part collection?

The one time I got to work with a family law attorney (professionally rather than on our pre-nup, which was 75% re:dog) it was because there was a good chance one of the spouses would lose their first name in the divorce.

Is there any possible way you can elaborate on this?