cupid ain't got nothin on me

Spamton goes to yankee candle and when he’s smelling the candles his stupiud fucking nose stabs into the wax and ruins them and the store goes out of business because he ruined their entire stock

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

I know for a fact other dimensions and realities exist because that’s where some of you people are watching tv

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

i just bought a toyota speck for $0.003

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

Moral of The Story: What?

Uncles and Nephews can perform especially powerful attacks together. Experiment with different uncles and nephews to discover their unique abilities.

this is what LMFAO did with party rock anthem

Do you think today's teens are asking their crushes out to prom via amazing digital circus themed poster boards like stuff saying Life Would Be An Amazing Digital Circus If You Went To Promni With Me...

im glad its named goodfellas so we can easily know that the creator isnt making their ocs do anything problematic or something

I hate to be that girl, but unfortunately, one of the characters in that movie buys a fur coat from an unethical seller :/

oughh thanks for letting me know..hoping i can claim ownership over this nasty figure and get them help🤞

*breaking the thing at the mall*