Fuck Staff and Matt especially.

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

Never forget what Matthew Mullenweg did to Predstrogen. Never forget our sisters vanishing faster and faster, while staff jumps between denying and admitting it was them.

why is the pressure to be “the bigger person” always placed on the person who was wronged?

Could you give me the names of those glitch Pokémon 👀

Oh my god. A dedicated wiki. It makes me so happy not to have to run into Fandom’s bullshit 😭

Believe it or not, it was even better when it was a dedicated site. I knew the guy who ran it a long time ago through a forum actually. Really cool dude. Sad to see the site go, but it's understandable.

*beginning to suspect my roommate is a pulley* hey man would you mind picking up this big crate by changing the direction of applied force, thereby reducing the force needed? no reason

My mom would love this post

the funniest thing about 'computer, enhance' is that it implies that everyone in those shows has their computer set to Piece Of Shit Blurry Image Mode by default for no fucking reason

computer activate Useful Mode

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

"of course this is a valid historical source. it says 'this happened' right there at the top of the page."

This is really funny considering the bible was retranslated multiple times before being translated to English