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they’re adding mary magdalene to smash

does anyone have the trisha paytas tweet where she's joking about cinnabun and calling them "fat faggot treats with hot cum" or something

does anyone have the trisha paytas tweet where she's joking about cinnabun and calling them "fat faggot treats with hot cum" or something

some of yall so busy playing the peeping tom you forgot to dismantle the beeping bomb

now a days i fear so much of the youth is so busy eating cheetos theyre not paying attention to the scary men abusing cheat codes

the problem is that everyone is on their phones now chasing a bit of likes and they don’t even realize they’re about to fall into a pit of spikes

Genuinely dont understand the thought process of asking how to pass and then getting mad about the advice given on How To Pass. like if you don’t wanna dress like an average white cishet dude i get it but also ... Again. if you’re wanting to PASS . Maybe looking like an average white cishet dude isnt the worse thing in the world. and if that’s not what you’re looking for then maybe you aren’t looking for advice on how to pass but rather asking how to present more masculine within whatever fashion style you prefer and that’s okay too. But don’t get mad at the advice you legit asked for lol how silly

$6 coffee oh ill see myself out

just showed the gate agent the Wikipedia article for Mussels instead of my boarding pass. don't text

I cant stand anthills the idea of all those ant whores shaking their ant asses for those ant chads

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

and metal of body

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

BREAKING: Increased "Pjackk" sightings across Tumblr are being reported as many users claim to have seen a "disgusting metal object" interact with posts as recently as three hours ago, yet witnesses report that the blog in question remains inactive. Are these real sightings of the famed "Prototype Jack," or is this just an elaborate Tumblr hoax? We will report as more information becomes available.

Literally our fucking Loch Ness monster

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself