ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪɴɢ

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

i keep seeing discourse about transitioning healthcare and everytime i do the comments r like overwhelmingly people who r choosing it to transition talking about still being valid and irdgaf how mean this sounds i kinda wish we all had a muzzle on like including me i cannot stand ppl who r choosing not to transition centering themselves in discussions of trans healthcare like. very awesome that u feel comfortable enough to not want any mones, good for you, but bc of that u r not who this legislation is going to impact the most so can we shut up about valid talk like oh my god “xyz is tryna pass a bill where adults can’t ask to get top surgery without 1400 references and years of proof that it’s necessary for their well being, this is really bad for rights regarding bodily autonomy” “well iiiiii feel valid without it and jsyk friendly reminder not every trans person needs top surgery! i dont have it and i dont want it sooooo just a reminder just 2 remind Everyone Ur still valid without it Your valid, Im valid” im going to attack you like a wild animal .

like i genuinely feel like a rabid dog sometimes when i see like a trans woman talking about why her medical transition was needed for her safety and mental health and how horrible it is for other ppl to be barred from transition and a random nonbinary person who does not want to transition in any shape or form starts talking over her about how valid they are without transitioning and how she should just be happy to be valid like can we read the room. can we.

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

from what we gather, in the 50s they had a service of door to door prostitutes for lonely housewives under the moniker of "milkmen"- we assume this was a euphemism