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Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.

deriding things as performative is anti third space

im sitting on a patio at my favorite cafe rn and im hand stitching them hem of a dress im working on. and i can see why someone would say im being performative by working on something like this in a public space. but frankly theres no element of that. i just want to work somewhere that isnt my apartment. i want to be in public, i wanna chat with strangers, i wanna see the world. it’s nice to hang out somewhere that isnt my home!

what i mean is when you say people are being performative you discourage them from doing shit they love in public. and thats no way to foster the world we want to see.

i miss everyone

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ

We have a few blogs around here that might have some helpful suggestions

I don’t know how forcefem is gonna save me money but y’know what economy’s bad enough I’m willing to try it

this cheese was aged by sending it to the beach that makes you old

ANIMAL 🦀 ANIMAL

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

no worries if not. will be thinking of you regardless

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)