ΧΑΙΡΕΤΕ Ω ΞΕΝΟΙ

hummingbirds want to do bug things and shrimps is bugs so they want to do bug things too... see also hummingbird moth

queued for the next wednesday the 12th

happy wednesday the 12th everyone

Left by the Creature of Gentle Moss

asking the surgeon to give me that "enigma of amigara fault" pussy

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

impressive! it's ugly, impractical, gets water everywhere, makes too much noise, and the quote with shit kerning and a worse typeface says you don't think music is even real

Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.

"But don't their clients feel weird knowing that they're feeding off their suffering?" No they think it's hilarious and they're real shits about it.

Finally a medical professional who believes that they are in pain. Because the fucker is actively chowing down on your agony. Not only am I going to get treated by them I'm going to invite all of my chronically ill friends to come as well.

Turns out if you treat the pain then the humans will bring you more humans who are suffering. It's like a restaurant where the waiter is so impressed by your ability to eat food they're giving you more on the house

They say things like "well, it's a real feast day for Belogarth today!" and "if my meds are held up at customs again I'm gonna put Belogarth in a food coma" and Belogarth is the one feeling weird about it

if someone doesn’t do something perverted with me soon i think im gonna die

ohhhhj the mischevious smiler....

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database