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you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

we’re all fraggles in the eyes of the rock

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

certified door post

men invented maps they had to spread on tables so they could watch each other bend over hands flat arms outstretched

making the world's largest pitcher of sweet tea and distributing it amongst my beloved treasured followers and mutuals

They should make Carrie White a fat trans girl in the new show

She asks to play volleyball with the girls team. They start a harassment campaign against her. Her mom's a rabid gender critical radfem mumsnetter terf. At the prom she sets a gymnasium full of transmisogynists on fire with her mind. You get it.