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Has anyone noticed that translating poetry is not easy

It's kind of like if you were in unrequited love with the crossword puzzle

🙂‍↕️ life fuck is your short freinds

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check

I love an open window and some cool clean air

(Q voice) now pay attention, 007, this one's a dangerous little toy. whilst on the surface it may appear to be an unassuming ice pop, the edges of the plastic on the sides are actually made of a diamond-edged carbon nanofibre cutting edge with a thickness of 2 microns, ensuring that anyone who tries to eat one is in for a nasty surprise. we didn't even have to modify it. they just sell them like that, 007

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

maybe if we keep speculating about mitch mcconnell more different repub senators will drop dead

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

I think my life would be vastly improved if we called square inches squinches