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a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

certified door post

men invented maps they had to spread on tables so they could watch each other bend over hands flat arms outstretched

making the world's largest pitcher of sweet tea and distributing it amongst my beloved treasured followers and mutuals

They should make Carrie White a fat trans girl in the new show

She asks to play volleyball with the girls team. They start a harassment campaign against her. Her mom's a rabid gender critical radfem mumsnetter terf. At the prom she sets a gymnasium full of transmisogynists on fire with her mind. You get it.

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

Carrie reimagining where instead of killing people she uses her powers to solve the disappearance of her neighbour's cat in a small village in the Alps

But is it ska?

Do people know about public libraries. Do people know how much stuff is there

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

you can't boil me it's july 17th

it's july 17th again you can't boil me

I think a pet deposit is stupid but at least its a stupid I can understand you know. like sure a pet could cause more damage so extra "in case of damage" money is owed. whatever. at least I have a chance of getting it back. but pet rent is bonkers crazy. like no the amount of rent thats due is what the rent is. my cat isn't like raising property tax. normal rent isn't even calculated by number of people living in the house. you can't raise the rent when an extra person moves in. what. "pet rent". what the hell are you talking about. you sound insane. its a bunny rabbit