ΧΑΙΡΕΤΕ Ω ΞΕΝΟΙ

appearing in front of you as a ghostly apparition: take your headphones. you will need your headphones

I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore

NO do NOT let them win. We can save her. We can wrest her association back from AI. She doesn't deserve this and we can't abandon her.

look upon my work, ye mighty, and this pear 🍐

your boyfriend isn't thematically significant

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

Have you ever considered that Sisyphus might've just been in for the love of the game? My bus driver hits the same curb every morning

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

my mind hand touched a hot memory stove

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

Back when I was a redditor (😔) I realized a strange phenomenon. No one cares about your original posts, but if you make the post on another site and screenshot it, people assume it’s a tweet from someone who is known/is funny/etc and the post would do way better