Adventurer, method acter, goblin, LOUD, monsterfucker

hey it's me the dog that loses. bet on me

ok honestly at this point i think it's probably for your own good that i advise you to stop betting on me. i'm literally called the dog that loses. the race is rigged. i am predetermined to lose every single time.

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

some of yall didnt go insane at 15 and it shows

Yeah i'm sorry I know that's so fucked up of me. I won't stop too that's how evil I am.

He’s saying Zelda’s name here :)

i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

Cops are here.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

your boyfriend isn't thematically significant