Activate Deez Nuts

I love how cats are just down to sniff anything. You can just hold out a can of beans to them and they'll sniff it and give you the most disdainful look.

Character "arc"? Well, those letters sure are in that word.

Someone was hammering in the upper unit so naturally I started stumbling through the lyrics of Hollaback Girl, a song I don't know the lyrics to.

My entire inner monologue today has consisted of, "Fuuuuuck, I have an appointment today," and they just. Cancelled it???

My mom randomly texted me, "what do you know about Bendy and the Ink Machine?" And I got war flashbacks.

The LGBTQ+ agenda? We were supposed to have one?!

Heartbreaking: The worst person you know is actually the victim.

You look related to someone! Who, you ask? Well, haha, I shan't say...

It's quiet, but sometimes, if you listen hard enough, you can hear the whispers of voices you wish were there.

Throwing all of my spoons at work today. You never guess what happens next.

One thing you should know about me before you click follow is that I'm a very vindictive person. If I don’t like you I WILL laugh at your misfortune. 

Muttered, “black bag of doom and misery,” and got a weird look from someone I didn't even know was next to me. If you need me I'll be laying in a grave.