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They NEED to expand the volume bar on a phone.

Today is going to be my week!

The "dentist" is a sick and evil creature created by Big Tooth Fairy to get more Teeth.

They should turn Apollo's weakest oracle into a reaction YouTuber.

They should give me full creative control on a random remake of a series I liked in my childhood.

I misjudged my location on my bed and fell off my bed, but luckily my cat came over to check me so who cares?

“I asked chatgpt-” Yeah? Well I asked my SQUIP and it said I wasn't much better than you. So.

A guardian angel isn't enough. I need a guardian demon too.

They have got to STOP killing my favorite characters.

Watching a guy wave his hands around and occasionally it looks like he's pointing at me, so he's probably talking shit about me.

If it's not good enough for you, it's not good enough for us. If you have any complaints,  let a person in power know and we'll shoot one associate of your choosing!

I hate how my nightmares are like, "What if you weren't paranoid ENOUGH???" And I just have to. Deal with it.

Putting some weak sauce on this nothing burger because I know its worth.

I asked the oracle what I should expect in the next three years and she just laughed at me???

My cat randomly started speaking morse code and then dived headfirst into a wall. What???

I love how cats are just down to sniff anything. You can just hold out a can of beans to them and they'll sniff it and give you the most disdainful look.