I'm gonna hit you with a Hylux

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

I’ve been known to enjoy a fucked up fantasy or two

Yamani Senyukan in Owani Onsen, Aomori

the two genders are yes or no

and im STILL nonbinary!

so call me maybe

Thagomizer or not, it'd probably still be about as peaceful as other large herbivores in the class - the cape buffalo, or the joyful hippopotamus.

anyone who says toddlers are incapable of emotional regulation/introspection are full of shit because i just watched this kid go from full-blown tantrum to verbal expression of frustration ("i don't want to play with her!") to analysis of root cause of frustration ("i really enjoy playing with her, i'm just so sad the playdate is ending soon") in like 3 minutes flat. with zero adult intervention beyond active listening. where is my mother i need her to take notes

yet another cosmic unfairness: a manatee is some kind of big fat dumpling beast of the sea that wants you to pet it so bad we had to make laws against doing just that for their safety