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got a link for that hardware store reaction vid??
Sure, but I would also like to show you these tweets as context
And heres the video itself
Weird Al is a fucking musical genius who hits in the A tier in multiple unrelated genres. He deserves even more respect and fame then he already has.
The man's Apollo's avatar, complete with dodge-ball.
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So one of my tweets kinda blew up. :v
Okay so I really have no idea what’s triggered this post to blow up again over the past few days, but I really appreciate that so many people care about the conservation of wolves. Our natural world is beautiful and important, and we should do everything we can to protect it.
And BTW, for the people complaining about the last Tweet where I mentioned Democrats and Republicans…that was in the original article. I didn’t make anything more political than it already was. And anyway, it’s apt, so there.
Even though farmers are the most important members of society and should probably have a (dis)proportionate say in how that society is governed… at the end of the day, they are only human, too. They have their own biases and shortcomings.
Farmers not knowing any better is what led to the Dustbowl.
You know i just reblogged this but im reblogging again to say i keep looking at baby jesus with the lighter and cackling madly because i love this so much
this makes me laugh every year
the sexy girlbots are returning. nature is healing
It's like when they reintroduced wolves to yellowstone
YOU CALL THIS HEALING?!? I'M UNDER FUCKING SIEGE
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"We're Not So Different You And I"
What do these four have in common?
Correct!
The Lamb from Cult of the Lamb is the last lamb
The Vampire King from Adventure Time is the last vampire
Cassandra from Doctor Who is the last human
Lonesome George from real life was the last Pinta Island giant tortoise
Next:
What do these four have in common?
Correct! Specifically space parasites.
Fry from Futurama had intelligent microscopic worms
Kane from Alien was infected with a xenomorph
Lt. Commander Remick had unnamed intelligent mind-control parasites
Donna from Doctor Who had a Time Beetle on her back
Next:
What do these four have in common?
Correct!
SCP-001 is the Gate Guardian
Nicholas St. North is a Guardian of Childhood
Groot is a Guardian of the Galaxy
The Sand Guardian is Guardian of the Sand (Poseidon quivers before him!)
Next:
What do these four have in common?
Loki?
Correct! They're all Norse God Loki
Loki from The Mask
Atreus AKA Loki from God of War
Low-Key Lyesmith from American Gods
Loki from Loki: A Bad God's Guide to Being Good
Last one:
What do these four have in common?
Deal with the Devil?
Correct!
Ghost Rider from Marvel made a deal with Mephisto
Homura from Madoka Magica made a deal with Kyubey
Ariel from The Little Mermaid made a deal with Ursula
Bender from Futurama made a deal with the Robot Devil
That's all, folks!
Goddamn. Okay
Fucking
every time I see the term “big naturals”, my game poisoned brain thinks someone’s doing a fighting game joke about big neutrals, moves with huge ass hitboxes, and I’m like haha yeah I like big neutrals! Then I read the rest of the post and it makes no fucking sense whatsoever until my brain’s stabilizers kick in and rectify “big neutrals” to “big naturals” and only then I realize we’re talking about boobs, about tetas, about sizeable breasts, and I’m like haha yeah I like big naturals! I wish this was about hitboxes though.
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“One more thing, sir. You told me you couldn’t possibly have been at the crime scene at that time on account of your alibi, that being that you were at home playing your PlayStation 3. Now, forgive me, but if that’s true, I just gotta ask– how could you have been playing your PS3 if the PS3 has no games?”
“Why, Lieutenant, the PS3 is backwards compatible with many PS2 games. I was simply playing one of my many PS2 games at the time of the murder. Surely you are at least familiar with Kingdom Hearts? I’d be happy to show you my save file if it would put your mind at ease.”
“Ah, gee. Kingdom Hearts… Yeah, that one’s a classic. one of the best ones, even. My wife loves that little Sora guy. No, I agree. You’re right, sir. I should’a thought of that. Well, I’ll get outta your hair, then. — Oh, one more thing…
I just remembered something you might find a little interesting. See, you’ve got one of those black models. With the top-loading tray. And those PS3 models are backwards compatible. … but only for PS1 games. Kingdom Hearts wasn’t on the PS1, though, was it? …”
“Oh… yes, how very… observant of you, Lieutenant. Well, I… suppose I must have been mistaken. My memory of that dreadful night - it’s all jumbled, you see. It must have been one of my other games from my PS1 library. Spyro, perhaps. Or– yes, now I remember. It was Final Fantasy 7 - the character of Cloud is in both that game and in Kingdom Hearts. I must have simply gotten my wires crossed. How silly of me.”
“All right, then. That explains it. Well, have a good night, then. … Oh, uh… I figure I oughta let you know … we did have your memory card searched. We didn’t see Final Fantasy VII on there. Must’ve been a glitch or something. Might wanna get that checked.”
“Now, see here, Columbo, perhaps if you were spending more time looking for actual clues, rather than harping on my gaming habits, you might have caught the real killer by now!
If you have anything more to say to me, you can kindly say it to my lawyer.
So, if you’ll excuse me, I have a Twitch stream scheduled for noon, and I do not care to keep my followers waiting. Good day, sir.”
“Certainly, sir, I’ll be outta your way now. Oh, – gee. Gosh, I nearly forgot. I figured I’d mention. We did get one lead. On the murder, sir.
We determined from Mr. Elbertson’s autopsy that he was repeatedly beaten in the back of the head with a small, blunt object. No bigger than about 157 mm longways. Likely a, uh … analog gamepad of some kind. Dualshock, that’s what the lab boys told me. You got any idea what sorta console uses those? I only ask ‘cause you seem to know about these sorta things. What with you being– well, being a gamer.”
wait so technically vampires are vegetarians
op elaborate
blood is a non-meat animal product, like diary or eggs. that counts as vegetarian don't it
if a vampire only feeds on villagers it finds wandering around in a haunted forest or whatever, that counts as both eating local and free-range
#well. it counts as eating locals
new alignment chart made out of the Most Common Replies to this post:
not vegetarian, blood counts as part of the meat
not vegetarian bc you have to harm/kill the animal (human) to get it (not sure how these people think blood drives work???)
maybe vegetarian but only if you don't kill the animal (human) to harvest the blood
BLOOD IS VEGAN if the donor provides consent
So I decided to make a chart....
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I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon
Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked.
OOHHHHH sopranos like the singers
HBO’s Sopranos: hark at the ducks 🦆 give zero fucks 🦆 in Tony’s pool 🦆 pasta fazool 🍝
altos: bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫 bada biNg 🔫 bada boOm 🔫
this website is a goddamn national treasure
writers will really have a doc titled ‘fic planning’ and then it’s just blank
writers will say “i’m going to write!” and then do something else with the doc open in the background
writers will literally put out the most heart-wrenching and devastating piece of fiction that’s a million times better than the source and go haha hope you liked :)
writers will have a life changing event happen to them (married, natural disaster, accident etc etc) and then still manage to put out an incredible fic and go ‘sorry this was 0.394838373 seconds late guys :(‘
writers will go ‘love writing!’ and then don’t write for 10 years
anyway i love writing and i love writers
now hold on a goddamned second
writers will complain about this post while continuing to not write
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End your own life as soon as possible please
Why are you guys so obsessed with telling people to “kill themself?” Suicide is a big issue and a very sensitive topic for many people. You guys are sick. Seek therapy. You are not the one on the moral high ground here.
I'm pro-choice but reblogging because this is unacceptable.
I hope you guys never get death threats from pro-life advocates. No matter the side, that behavior is, indeed, unacceptable.
Reblogging so that blogs (PL or PC) will block the suicide baiter. Also, I will always remind people that the US Suicide Hotline is 988.
If you live outside the US, find your nation’s hotline here: https://blog.opencounseling.com/suicide-hotlines/
I had already blocked+reported this one at least two other times, they keep making up new accounts.
@ my followers: please, regardless your opinion on abortion, block+report that account for suicide baiting!
waterproof watches sold in bags of water, and you get to keep the water
this is not true. i purshased one of these watches and as soon as i removed the watch from the liquid an operative in a suit approached me and forcefully repossessed the water. i tried to drink what i could but he was strong and i was weak
