not bothered to change my URL

u can tell when im high bc i do shovel food into my mouth like i havent eaten in a month

white people you don’t need to say you’re white when you reblog this btw. you don’t even need to mention it btw

the more i post fun facts and random useless knowlege that's how you know my mental health is doing worse

reblog if you make occasional posts

Sometimes I still hear my voice

I mean I show up and yell about comics and wrestling so yeah

@badjokesbyjeff

I show up occasionally to remind everyone that my sense of humor still hasn’t improved

And is the "bus in zero minutes" at the stop with us right now?

not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116

okay eva just wanted to say THIS IS SO COOL???

if YOU 🫵 are feeling Down 👇, have you tried: Jerking Your Shit Clean Off 😳❓

20-somethings on this website doing none of the things we’re evolved to do for our health and then wondering why they’re so depressed. (smacking you through the screen) GO EAT A LEAF!!!!!!!! GO CRACK A NUT OPEN WITH A ROCK YOU SAD TORMENTED LITTLE APE

i know this is easier said than done and i do not mean this judgementally but you have to start treating yourself like the animal you are in any small consistent way you can. like imagine you went to a zoo and you saw a gorilla sitting in front of blue screens for hours with no natural light no physical activity no interaction with peers no nutritious whole foods no fresh air no water and a pack of cigarettes. you would run screaming to the local news about the blatant animal abuse. you would be demanding boycotts you’d be sledgehammering locks off cages. do you get what i am saying please go squish your toes in mud

This this this! You're your own zookeeper so stop violating ethics boards

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

i will give tiktok one concession and that is that it has spawned a comment that contains a phrase that i think of often at relevant moments: pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

Didn't mean to use that picture

what's his #?

are you asking me for Jensen Ackles' number

looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame

Surely these circumstances will improve with additional shame

It’s always “the only good fascist is a dead fascist” until somebody actually kills a fascist and then it’s “well killing someone over a difference of opinion is never right, we should have empathy”

Oh and I want to fight all the Gen Z kids who are like ‘teehee, we’ll just do lavender marriages instead!’ Some of us are adults who want equal rights and protections under the law of our land.

Yeah, we wanted legal marriages because your spouse's horrid family could show up, get you kicked out of the hospital, steal all of their stuff, and there was nothing you could do about it.