When I was a kid my older cousins used to sit around at night during family reunions inventing new and uh probably unadvised ways to open these
Counter edge - successful
Stick from the woods - not successful
Stick from the firepit (not on fire) - not successful
Small rock - successful (bandaid needed)
Stick from firepit (on fire) - successful
Stone from firepit (fire in pit) - successful
Edge of fire barrel (fire in barrel) - successful
Log from bonfire (large) (on fire) - unknown everyone was too drunk and cousin fell in fire (he lived to be mocked forever)
Tree - unsuccessful 1 time and successful 1 time but also boring so attempts abandoned
Marshmellow stick (marshmallow on stick) - unsuccessful (marshmallow fell in dirt)
Knife (little) - successful
Knife knife (medium) - successful (bandaid needed but not for the cousin trying this but for my brother who caught the knife with his foot when cousin dropped it)
Knife (large) - successful
Teeth (human: attached) - successful (hurts btw don’t recommend)
Machete - successful (more experiments needed)
Machete (chop the top of the bottle off) - successful (lots of broken glass don’t drink)
Machete competition to see who could cut the top off a bottle the cleanest (competition banned forever when my mom found out) (after she won)
Random deer bone a dog found - unknown everyone kept getting distracted by the deer bone
Sheer grit and bare hands - successful because it turned out the bottle was actually a twist cap
Sheer grit and bare hands - unsuccessful (bottle not twist cap) (cousin mocked forever)
Edge of golf cart - unknown (got chased off by my mom)
Fence - successful (got yelled at by my mom)
Metal porch chairs - successful (bandaid needed)
Plastic porch chairs - successful (?????)
Another bottle (unopened) - unsuccessful (both bottles broke)
Another bottle (opened) - unsuccessful
Another bottle cap (not attached) - unsuccessful
Paving tiles in a stack - successful
Cooler edge by closing the cooler lid really hard - unsuccessful (bottle broke) (paused to pick glass out of cousins hand)
Concrete ground - successful but considered a fail because most of the drink came out when it opened
Porch support column - unsuccessful
Flathead screw driver - successful
Horseshoe (horse: not attached) - successful
Metal sunglasses case - successful
Citronella candle bucket (candle lit) - successful (cousin burned)
Horseshoe (horse: attached) - successful (got yelled at by my mom)
Random piece of metal - successful (stitches and tetanus shot)
Random nail from the scrap nail bucket - not successful
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