Dubious little creature

They used idiot ore to forge u bro

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

i hope my blog feels like you’re walking through a really well-curated museum except there’s this guy next to you who’s talking on the phone and saying really insane things and you just have to deal with that

modern horror writers be like: what do you mean there's things scarier than old women, mentally ill people, and pagan beliefs??

"what do you mean i shouldn't depict indigenous people and trans women like that??"

do yall remember chubby bunny

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

got followed by a default pfp with no bio that does nothing but rt yuri and furry art. you know what you might be a bot but you're cool. I'll tolerate the robot lesbians

update: the robot lesbian is currently dozed off with it's arms around me. funny how that works out.