Dubious little creature

I have no tail and I must wag

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

I cross-posted this to Bluesky and got followed by a bunch of folks with blog headers clarifying which exact flavour of Christianity they adhere to because they thought I was making a hashtag-relatable post about cheating on your diet. Now we get find out how many of them are also comfortable with posts about werewolf cock.

It's called hard sci-fi because it's not as easy

I thought it'd be fun if I made aliens that respirate CO² into O² like plants but I started thinking about how I'm not actually sure how exactly those chemical processes work and now I'm on the wikipedia page for nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide phosphate

I feel like the media literacy ogre for biochemistry

hard sci-fi is when the last quarter of the book is made of research papers references, scientific footnotes and explanation of the rabbit hole that author committed

best sexuel position is 609 (girl lie one way, boy lie other way, dragon egg between them is incubated by their body heat)

one of them has to be real. there cant be THAT many michael jackson impersonators

THAT MEANS WRONGO'S GOT THEM. THIS ISN'T GOOD

they're doing some koyaanisqatsi shit to me

i won’t let this slander stand. girlperverts, get behind me! …hey now what are you doing with my ass…

play toys ?

come play toys

the prince of darkness commands you

job markets so fuckeeedd rn i applied to like 60 different positions for swirly glasses oversized labcoat scientist girl who makes tf potions and i didn't even get a single call back

You fool, you should have been applying for the swirly glasses oversized labcoat scientist girl who makes expansion, hyper, or macro potions. Those are the growth industries!

when you go to the girls with swords meetup and there's always that one bitch with the halberd

my halberd :(?