problematic sudoku solving skills gap

Idk man my nervous system gets regulated from walking really really fast and elbowing groups of people taking up the whole sidewalk. like that’s what makes me feel at peace

when the zombie apocalypse happens I just know I'm gonna be the first guy who gets infected by getting his cock bit and everybody's gonna think I tried to get a zombie bj but it'll really have been unintentional and it's gonna be a whole thing

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

you're so brave for what's about to happen to you

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home