care for some soup?

my writing gland is purple and swollen

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

My new job at the aquarium is awesome I just wish they let me pet the seals and otters. Petting the sharks all day is cool and all but theyre so smooth and have to keep moving so its difficult to keep up

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

so so many people are reblogging the wrong version please reblog thjs one :)

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@hummingbird-hunter can I have an expert opinion on this

wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

happy 10 years to wagon age oregons