care for some soup?

A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

(said with a curious soul) I wonder what it’s like… to have absolutely no ass at all…..? (wind tousles my hair) omg stopppp haha (wind tousles it again) I said stop

Posts that be like “If I were a monster that had to eat people, i would just eat horrible people~” are so absurd to me. How often do you see Known Criminals on the street? Billionaires out for a nightly stroll around town? Effectively fucking never. If I have to drag myself to the grocery store, you think it’s gonna be any easier for me to hunt Bezos and Co. every time my stomach growls? I can’t bother to plan meals more than a day in advance, how am i gonna perform whole ass detective work to confirm someone’s a serial killer before i eat them? Ya’ll got that much time on your hands? Planning 5 course meals every night of the week? Don’t make me laugh. Eat a pedestrian and tragically wrestle with guilt like the rest of us, idiot.

i got waxed for the first time today i am so smooth

Shen when you transition people are going to write essays about you

can i have a sip of your cigarette

can i have a cig of your siparette

Hey folks, if you want to fight back against the twitterfication of tumblr USE IT LIKE IT'S TUMBLR!!!!!! REBLOG THINGS!!!!!! USE THE TAGS TO SCREAM AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!

Woke up to this having more reblogs than likes! Keep it going! Do it on every post! REBLOG THINGS ON THE REBLOGGING THINGS SITE!

Also fucking reblog art

So true

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marvel movies are a type of microplastic. you know what i mean

12 years on and still the best articulation ever made of how one should respond to useless critiques

if you ever feel like killing yourself simply remember the majestic pelican