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#mother mother #krav boca #not planning any maybe bbno$#that one jazz band in someones backyard

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dredsina

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

sweaterkittensahoy

When we bought our car, I told Sean to let me handle it. I walked in and said "We have X for a down payment and cannot pay more than Y in monthly payments." My Y number had some leeway, but I didn't mention that.

First thing the sales guy did after I laid down the rules was turn to Sean and go, "What's your number?" And Sean said. "Oh, no, you negotiate with Gayle."

So, strike one for the sales guy. Could not divide and conquer us by implying THE MAN would not surprised at what I laid down.

Sales guy then had to confer with his manager and left us at his desk for several minutes. I have a vague recollection (this was 16 years ago) of Sean and I amusing ourselves doing bits about the other people there to look at cars. I am sure we did not give off the stressed or nervous energy they were hoping for.

Guy comes back. His first offer is fifty dollars a month more than I told him we could pay. I looked at him and said "I gave you our upper limit."

"Well, but what's another 50 bucks a month?"

"Something I can't afford."

He didn't know what to do with my open and unashamed admittal that I had a budget because my money was finite.

He went back to talk to the manager again.

It took two more rounds of "I told you what I can afford" before he finally came back 20 bucks under what I'd stated as my max.

The trick to resisting high-stress sales tactics is doing the math at home, knowing exactly what you can afford, and then walking into the room and stating that number minus 15%. Then refusing to budge from that number. Never, ever, meet then where they want. Always meet them where you want. Because at the end of the day, you can walk away and go somewhere else and say "I told the people at Z what my terms were, and they refused to work with me. Here are my terms. Meet them, and you make a sale today."

were--ralph

Splatoon but its werewolves

were--ralph

They uhhhhhhhh spray cum idk. Whatever.

were--ralph

I can make the same joke 100 times and you will all enjoy it.

the-haiku-bot

I can make the same

joke 100 times and you

will all enjoy it.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

were--ralph

One of these days yall will see me and haiku-bot fuckin tbh

the-haiku-bot

One of these days yall

will see me and haiku-bot

fuckin tbh

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

were--ralph

dogcunt

reinstalled grindr and this was thee last dm someone sent me lmfao

sararasx3

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lemonsweet

This is just awful

#My Sickly Husband

gay--dog

i cant stop saying "im gonna smile" lately its really funny to me. cause saying it that way makes it sound like a threat or something. like fuck if you dont watch out im seriously gonna Smile . im seriously gonna fucking Grin myself

boxocroco

GET DOWN, IT'S GOT A GRIN!

gay--dog

STAY STILL OR ILL FUCKING GIGGLE

lilyblisslys

the main trick to dancing at a goth club is:

1. Imagine you’re a powerful wizard

2. Imagine you’re channeling mana for one of your strongest spells

lilyblisslys

3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey

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toastpotent-deactivated20250619

he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained

dangerous-tangerine

SCP

pair-of-ragged-quarks

fools. this was a white goat, you can see the white markings on him. he’s been soaking up the brown and he’s only got one square left. let him finish his work

wickerwight

HE’S STEALING THE BROWN

moonshynecybin

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

moonshynecybin

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evilscheme

A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

strange-aeons

Pêches

crabussy

(said with a curious soul) I wonder what it’s like… to have absolutely no ass at all…..? (wind tousles my hair) omg stopppp haha (wind tousles it again) I said stop

transmechanicus

Posts that be like “If I were a monster that had to eat people, i would just eat horrible people~” are so absurd to me. How often do you see Known Criminals on the street? Billionaires out for a nightly stroll around town? Effectively fucking never. If I have to drag myself to the grocery store, you think it’s gonna be any easier for me to hunt Bezos and Co. every time my stomach growls? I can’t bother to plan meals more than a day in advance, how am i gonna perform whole ass detective work to confirm someone’s a serial killer before i eat them? Ya’ll got that much time on your hands? Planning 5 course meals every night of the week? Don’t make me laugh. Eat a pedestrian and tragically wrestle with guilt like the rest of us, idiot.

transmechanicus

Experienced people eater weighing in with the most galaxy brain option

gavamont

Down by the banks I spied a raccoon washing something in the creek. It’s not so uncommon, but when she took it out of the water it turned out to be a seeing stone thought to be lost in the golden age of the elves.

I would say something, but the elf king pissed me off when he said I can’t bring my therapy cockatrice into the royal court, so by my choice the seeing stone remains lost.

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Sulfur combusts on contact with air to create stunning blue lava-like rivers of light in the Kawah Ijen crater on the island of Java | Ph: Olivier Grunewald

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i got waxed for the first time today i am so smooth

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