care for some soup?

choose your path wisely

this is one of the more creative hate comments i've seen and i felt the need to immortalize it

who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus

me if meowing was a sin tbh

& heres me if meowing was illegal

so true, here i am happy and free because nobody can morally or legally stop me from meowing

rating based on what is letters.

standing next to your own personal bespoke wario is cool because they honestly make you look GREAT

"I would never jeopardize the beans" pales in comparison to it's newest successor, "beans r not woke. How could u do this?"

guys what should my 10,000th post be

the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.

But i have no idea when the eschatron 9000 pictures were made or for that matter the original photos that were used to make it

Crystal Thierry’s (aka the modern Discordia / Eris) narrative lives in esteemed company

“DO NOT OPERATE THE ESCHATRON 9000 UNLESS YOU’RE REALLY, REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT DESTROYING THE WORLD”

“MAYHEM” and “DESTRUCTION” are both turned all the way up

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*