care for some soup?

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

and metal of body

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

group pouncing on sunny in three minutes

elephant shrews are more closely related to elephants than shrews

such a handsome strain of koi!

*shoves one of these raccoons into a sack in a cruel and ultimately misguided attempt to destroy the moon and depower the ocean*

NO

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

“Guys stop bullying my wiretap”

#did we all collectively forget why Big Brother was called that

if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

I’m putting in my too weak notice.