Mostly cats

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

i always thought it was funny how in the lord of the rings sam and frodo head out and after awhile sam’s like “mr. frodo if i take one more step this is the farthest from the shire ive ever been” and then a ways after they meet up with merry and pippin on their daily vegetable run like jesus christ sam get out of the house once in awhile

yikes 😬unfollowing rn sorry… i didn’t realize they didn’t support sinister and evil women with huge boobies my bad 

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

people are always trying to humanize dracula and hes always trying to draculize humans

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

like to charge, reblog to cast.

driving my wild boar and i feel a slight bump and i look in the rearview mirror and see a squashed honda civic

can I make a confession that might get me in trouble

bilbo baggins

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet