Mostly cats

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

you people aren't CASTING

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

me and you

closes my eyes and tries really hard to develop a "humiliating job interview" sexual fetish so my life becomes easier

im NOT feeling shrimptastic im going to KRILL myself

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

i always thought it was funny how in the lord of the rings sam and frodo head out and after awhile sam’s like “mr. frodo if i take one more step this is the farthest from the shire ive ever been” and then a ways after they meet up with merry and pippin on their daily vegetable run like jesus christ sam get out of the house once in awhile

yikes 😬unfollowing rn sorry… i didn’t realize they didn’t support sinister and evil women with huge boobies my bad 

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

people are always trying to humanize dracula and hes always trying to draculize humans

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

like to charge, reblog to cast.