dr wilson my babygirl

i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it's great. two dashboards for life

I swear if the link in the original post is a virus I'll be so upset.

never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

The Mamdani cult of personality is fascinating because 80% of his achievements thus far have been things that were either already in motion by the time he was elected (the rideshare lawsuits) or done in collaboration with the Democratic state government (balancing the city budget) but any post about it acts like Sexy Internet Campaign Man did it all by himself with One Weird Trick and the Corporate Neoliberals Hate Him meanwhile it wouldn’t be possible if he didn’t have support from other Democrats, who it turns out actually are in alignment with him and not the villains that his base thinks he is.

This isn’t an attack on Mamdani himself btw. It’s good that we have a Mayor of New York that identifies as a Democratic Socialist focused on rent control and affordability after Eric Adams but the Left’s constant compulsion to make enemies out of allies is making them act like he’s acting unilaterally when they could be uplifting more than one person at a time. Kathy Hochul gets completely written out of the narrative of the budget balancing despite being the one directing the funds that are closing the gaps, in large part because because she’s a career public servant and not an exciting young blood upset. The New York City Council spent the latter days of Eric Adams’s term fighting to go after rideshare/mealshare services for unfair wages and labor abuses but Mamdani is credited for enforcing the ordinances as if they appeared fully written from the head of Zeus. This kind of framing, especially when it comes from faceless meme accounts, whole it does make you feel like a countercultural cool kid in the moment, requires and encourages you to be incurious about basic political process and discourages actual participation when it isn’t the Main Characters in the spotlight.

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

Saving this post to show my boss who I told the AI flier makes us look lazy and ignorant, and offered to hand draw one. She still printed tons of ai fliers and I'm tempted to make a better one just because it annoys me so much.

Fun update: event was canceled because literally nobody rsvp'd to the AI flier.

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

tbh think if ur gonna give the like button a trans flag animation you should like stop banning trans women en masse, among other things. like as a requirement.

I love how they went for the four classical elements but realized they can’t call a sweet flavored beverage Water

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

The dinosaur’s name is Jerry

sex isn't real. they made it up for the Epic of Gilgamesh so there could be a magical way Enkidu could gain humanity through intimacy.