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I’m Honks 🪿 25+, they/she, Yokozawa Takafumi apologist. Mostly Naruto, consistently NSFW and very much multiship. I blog about whatever I want 🌈

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gendercensus

The 2026 Gender Census is now open!

[ survey.gendercensus.com ]

The 13th annual international gender census, collecting information about the language we use to refer to ourselves and each other, is now open until 13th August 2026.

It’s short and easy, for most participants it takes 5 minutes or less.

After the survey is closed I’ll process the results and publish a spreadsheet of the data and a report summarising the main findings. Then anyone can use them for academic or business purposes, self-advocacy, tracking the popularity of language over time, and just feeling like we’re part of a huge and diverse community.

If you think you might have friends and followers who’d be interested, please do reblog this blog post, and share the survey URL by email or at AFK social groups or on other social networks. Every share is extremely helpful!

Survey URL: https://survey.gendercensus.com

The survey is open to anyone anywhere who speaks English and feels that the gender binary doesn’t fully describe their experience of themselves and their gender(s) or lack thereof.

Thank you so much!

[ Link to survey ]

PS: You can see some regularly-updated statistics about incoming data here, with lots of demography and graphs to peruse!

PPS: Image credits, bark and grass.

#queer

luulapants

Got into a discussion about emergency response at a professional retreat recently and everyone was going on and on about agility, and I was like, "Okay but what about contingency?"

And they were like "What?"

And I was like, "Agility isn't the ultimate form of preparedness. Contingency is. Agility still requires you to flounder and figure out a solution in the moment, but if you have a contingency plan, all you have to do is implement it."

And they were like "But you can't make contingency plans for every situation!"

And I was like, "Yeah, you basically can if you just identify all of your basic dependencies and contingency plan around the loss of any dependency," and then I gave a few examples.

And they all stared at me like I'm an alien.

Anyway, that's how I figured out I'm Batman-coded and also learned how Batman must feel talking to supposedly professional superheroes who never bothered to run disaster scenarios until I pointed out that it's insane that they don't already have a plan for if Superman turns evil.

nestofstraightlines

There’s a phrase that really stuck in my head around this. It was from one of the British divers who enacted the Thai caving rescue, though I couldn’t tell you which one or which interview.

As he described to the interviewer a moment of panic and how he he overcame, the interviewer said, in one of those, summarise-last-answer-given-with-appropriate-levels-of-respect-in-order-to-proceed-to-next-question phrasing’s, “Wow, so you rose to the occasion -“

And the diver said, “No, actually people always get that exactly wrong. In an unexpected and urgent situation you don’t rise to the occasion. You sink to the level of your training.”

throckmortons-thrussy

#resources

hyenaswine

I'm trying to watch a horror film from every country that's made one. I've broken down the countries by continent to make things easier for

this has been my Special Project for the past few months & i've decided to turn it into a letterboxd list to help other people who might want to attempt a similar challenge. one thing that's been really frustrating when trying to find more obscure movies is when people leave reviews but don't offer any leads on how to track down the film. so i made sure to include as many watch links as possible for movies i found on free non-subscription sites like youtube, vimeo, tubi, plex, etc. i'm going to keep updating this list & prioritize switching out unavailable movies for films that are accessible to stream for free, whenever possible. if a country isn't included on this list, it simply hasn't made a horror movie yet (according to letterboxd's data which is sourced from tmdb).

#movies #resources

exidtual

honestly i've been so tired lately sometimes it's hard to even move at all i feel like this fuckass tv in sims2 gif.

#funnies #The Sims

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cyberass

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#gorgeous work OP #Senju Tobirama

awakefor48hours

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

#funnies

orthoscheme

there are more weird small brown mammals than you could ever ever imagine

orthoscheme

You dont know this one

#it's true what the hell is that #animals #funnies

robogrind

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

robogrind

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

#funnies

haigidal

AU-gust 2026 : 1 Steampunk + 3 Boogyman + 4 Hero.

This is steampnk-ish vigilante Tobirama. Combined three prompts into one. I wanted more darker coloring, but I guess this is the best I can do for now.

#really fun design!!!!#Senju Tobirama

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swagvo1d

i hope i die warmed by the life i tried to live

#illustration

n0pepng

@hashimada-week Day 2: Botany

#THIS IS FANTASTIC #so cute 😭😭😭😭😭#Hashimada

Leaf headband stays ON during sex 🫵

good news everyone

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I feel very strongly that Izuna would be a 2002–2004 Avril Lavigne stan.

#my post #Uchiha Izuna #not at all because i was obsessed with let go and under my skin #the following albums...#we shan't speak of it. best damn thing was occasionally fun

iphigenesis

in a way john watson is a fantasy (what if you had this brilliant enigmatic friend and what if he liked you in particular and what if he offered you the excitement of youth and adventures and a way out of boring society life and all without having to actually give up your status as a gentleman so you could have the best of both worlds) and in a way sherlock holmes is a fantasy (what if someone never got tired of you despite your various strange habits and mood swings and instead of simply tolerating you they genuinely liked you and what if you didn’t have to live alone forever and what if you never had to give up doing the things you love) and of course there’s the most fantastical part of it all (what if you could afford london housing prices)

#funnies

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