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i stepped on the scale today and it said âbatâ
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said âi am not a batâ out loud
âyouâd fumble some girl asking for your star sign by going Um akshually itâs pseudoscience âď¸đ¤â sheâd fumble me by believing in astrology ngl
so you lie to women
Its always okay to lie to someone trying to force their spiritualistic practices on you. If someones snooping on your beliefs or acting like a proselytizer then tell em to shove their star sign where the stars dont shine
âThey said they wanted a vampire relationship with no age gapâ
âNo age gap??!?!?â
âAnd no non-con elementsâ
âNO NON CON?â
âAnd no coercion or otherwise manipulative behaviorsâ
âJoe they want a vampire with NOTHINGâ
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Youâve seen those photos of dogs snapped through catching a treat, with just the silliest faces? I see those and raise you: a tiger catching meatballs.
This is Kali, a Sumatran tigress at the Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium in Tacoma.
Looks to me the tiger stepped on a Lego(s) and the âmeatballsâ were Photoshopped-in. Câmon, weâve all made those faces.
What say you, @hatesaltrat , @mysterypinups ?!
Hey so you might want to check the blog info - this project is completely my own photography, and I am explicitly and rather rabidly anti-AI in sentiment.
Iâm not upset or anything, I can kinda see what you mean! If youâre expecting anything cool on the internet these days to probably be fake, yeah, the colors on the meat do look incongruous.
Letâs take a second here and use this as an educational experience for everyone. Fake animal photos are totally an internet scourge these days. If you donât trust the OP of a post like this saying itâs not AI, how else could you check and try to find out?
Three things to help you verify not slop:
1. Thereâs a bunch of other photos in series with this one on my website, which allows you to see context for when and how the photos were taken. Thereâs also other photos of this animal and this habitat in other lighting and weather conditions. Thatâs generally more work than people will go to if they just want to create a viral photo, and you can look for internal consistency.
2. AI isnât good enough yet to replicate specific stripe patterns on individual tigers, they get all wonky. The animal and her location are named in this instance and itâs easy to google to see if everything lines up.
3. You can also check to see if the thing in photos actually happens. The meatball throwing demo is a very, very common occurrence at this facility! Itâs a regular activity during talks when tigers are in that habitat (it is a multi-species rotational space). They posted a video on their Facebook fourteen hours ago of their curator getting a direct shot into a different tigerâs mouth.
In general, itâs good to be skeptical these days! But itâs also useful to know how to check some of the things that will help you find out whatâs real and what isnât.
Hah, okay, I just realized that I just assumed this post was one from the Repository account and reblogged the educational stuff from there instead of WADTT. Donât blog in the first few minutes after you wake up, folks!
So, to caveat what I had said, the first option would be a good way to check if the photo had been posted on the right blog - the one with a photo website attached. Coming from the WADTT blog youâd want to use the other two options. đ
Oh hey I've gotten to see and photograph this, it's very real!
This was Raj however who was in the habitat that day
wtf i was trying to find the pic of baby pepper pouncing on me and it was gonna be faster to just google the original post and someone took my old post and put their cat on it..and its the top resultâŚ.thats not him
they are erasing history
why did i get the eating disorder hotline for deedee megadoodoo
This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.
Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.
As an Australian, THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING GODSEND.
Californian (sup, fellow desert-havers) i've been using this since i saw it and it works so fucken good dude (i often have to put like 8 dogs in my car, so it's extra important my car isn't attempting to go super-nova when we get in)
The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood

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Spent like 20 minutes scraping a femboy off my windshield
Tracker widget in my phone just went from endangered to extinct fuuuuuuck I think that was the last one
Like hell you are
americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old
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Rewatching Treasure Planet (great movie, watch it) made realize something about the way that stories convey information to their audiences. There's been a lot of discussion on the overuse of plot twists and how many stories prioritise surprising their audience over telling decent stories. However, if you instead reveal the "twist" to the audience before it becomes known to the characters, you can build tension and stakes. Treasure Planet comes right out and tells you that Long John Silver is the main villain almost immediately after his introduction (And even before he's introduced we're warned about a cyborg, so you'd have to be pretty dense to not put 2 and 2 together and realize he's a bad guy). So when the audience watches him and Jim bond and grow closer, it builds tension for when Jim finds out and it highlights the tragedy of their friendship, because we all know it's not going to end well. Then, after the truth is revealed, stakes are created because we want the friendship between Jim and Silver to be repaired, because we know it was real, but we don't know if can be after what Silver's done. And all of this would have been lost if Silver's true nature had been a cheap plot twist. The tragedy would be completely overshadowed by the surprise and betrayal, and any investment in their relationship would have been built on the false impression that Silver was a good guy.
Another good example of this is Titanic. Even if you were somehow ignorant of the ship's sinking, the film makes sure you know that it sank with its framing device of Old Rose telling her story to people salvaging the Titanic's wreak. And Titanic's plot structure could only possibly work if you know the ship is going to sink. I'm not just talking about building tension, tragedy, and stakes for the characters like with the above example, I mean that if you didn't know that the Titanic was going down walking into the film, the abrupt shift from romance to suspense-disaster would be an increadibly tough pill to swallow. But it works because we expect it. You don't walk into a film called Titanic without expecting the damn boat to sink.
However, the sad thing about both of these examples, is that despite all the benefits that came from telling the audience these things ahead of time, I think the main reason the creators didn't make them plot twists was because they couldn't have. Treasure Island is the single most influential piece of pirate media out there, and you'd have to have been living under a rock for over a century to not know the Titanic sank. So, the writers had to work around the fact that these important turning points in the narratives were common knowledge, and they wound creating incredible stories as a consequence.
I want to see more of this style of writing in stories where the writers aren't forced to do it. We've clearly seen that you can tell some really damn good stories by giving information to the audience before the characters learn it, and I just wish more works would do that instead of trying to surprise people with shocking twists.
@the-golden-ghost !!!
This is also why most adaptations of The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde don't follow the mystery plot structure of the original book, since everyone already knows they're the same person, no one will be surprised by that twist nowadays.
As a consequence, most adaptations of the story are told mainly from Jekyll's point of view, and the conflict between Jekyll and Hyde becomes the main story, which makes for really compelling drama!
We are now having a very innocent little chat. Letâs suppose that there is a bomb underneath this table between us. Nothing happens, and then all of a sudden, âBoom!â There is an explosion. The public is surprised, but prior to this surprise, it has seen an absolutely ordinary scene, of no special consequence. Now, let us take a suspense situation. The bomb is underneath the table and the public knows it, probably because they have seen the anarchist place it there. The public is aware the bomb is going to explode at one oâclock and there is a clock in the decor. The public can see that it is a quarter to one. In these conditions, the same innocuous conversation becomes fascinating because the public is participating in the scene. The audience is longing to warn the characters on the screen: âYou shouldnât be talking about such trivial matters. There is a bomb beneath you and it is about to explode!â In the first case we have given the public fifteen seconds of surprise at the moment of the explosion. In the second we have provided them with fifteen minutes of suspense. The conclusion is that whenever possible the public must be informed. Except when the surprise is a twist, that is, when the unexpected ending is, in itself, the highlight of the story.
--Alfred Hitchcock, on the difference between surprise and suspense.
see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

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I never liked those posts that reduce the Disney princesses to âgirl who overacts about something and dramatically flings herself down and bawlsâ (super popular in the early 10âs and somehow thatâs how a shocking majority view the classics now) but after an Aladdin (1992) rewatch, itâs especially egregious that they ever included Jasmine in that.
This part. This is the part Iâm talking about
This is not a woman falling to pieces because her father wonât let her marry a man she just met.
This is a woman born to a life she has very little say in. She has never had a genuine friend (besides a tiger). She is facing a marriage to a man she doesnât know and doesnât like but duty (and the law) demands it. So she took a risk, ran away, ran to a world she doesnât know or understand and when she landed in trouble (serious, serious trouble) a stranger came to her aid. She finally (finally!) made a real connection with someone but they didnât get much time together before the guards showed up and she had to reveal who she was.
This moment when sheâs crying her heart out? It comes after sheâs been told that the first person she ever connected with, the first person to be genuinely interested in her for who she is and not what she is, the first real friend she has ever made, was executed⌠because of her.
She believes a good, innocent person has lost their life because of her actions, and whatâs more, it brings home the reality for her that she cannot have a normal life or normal relationships, because see the consequences one little attempt wrought?
I actually love this trope. People treat crying like some kind of moral failure. Boys shouldn't cry, girls *can* cry, but that's also what makes them inferior. If this is not an example of toxic masculity, I don't know what is.
Crying is normal. Even if it's over something trivial. We all face a lot of struggles in their lives, whether we acknowledge it or not. Something minor might end up breaking the camel's back.
Anyway, here's one of my favorite scenes in Beauty and the Beast:
Belle's reaction is completely understandable. I think Mrs. Potts put it best: "The girl lost her father and her freedom all in one day." That's not overreacting!
Thank you so much for adding Belle!
Really, none of the classic princesses deserve the misinterpretation.
Cinderella?
Again, this is not after someone told her âyOu CaNât MaRrY a MaN yOu JuSt MeTââthis is after she went to great lengths to get ready for the ball, adhering to the intentionally difficult (meant to be impossible) stipulations set by her abusive step-mother for her to be allowed to attend (when really she was invited and had as much right as the others to attend). She made that dress (I canât recall off the top of my head if the classic animated version was also her motherâs old dress she restyled or not but still, she put in a ton of work on top of all the extra house work) and what did her step-family do? They tore to shreds while she was wearing it. Of course sheâs lost hope: itâs the final straw after years and years of doggedly remaining optimistic despite constant harsh treatment.
Letâs go to another favourite: Mulan.
Mulanâs just had the worst day.
She tried her hardest to live up to her familyâs and her societyâs expectations and vision of a perfect bride but she failed. Not only did it go wrong, but she was publicly humiliated by the Matchmakerâby extension, humiliating her family.
Granted, her family has been kind and sympathetic about the whole thing. Her father even goes to encourage her, assuring her of his unconditional love for her and his confidence that sheâll get it right next time.
Sheâs just beginning to smile when the drums pound and news of war reaches their village. Her fatherâher beloved father whoâs already a veteran and lives with a disabilityâis expected as the only male in their family to suit up and head out in the morning.
Mulan canât help. Nothing she says will be listened to and she canât take his place (until, of course, she thinks of a way to do so which this moment of crying it out in the rain leads toâscore one for having a good cry and clearing your head).
Thereâs of course more. Take any princessâ dramatic crying momentTM and review the context and Iâll bet youâll see itâs never as trivial as some have framed it. And, yes, like prev pointed out, itâs this awful thing of people believing boys canât cry and girls can but then they can never be taken seriously.
Crying is healthy. And crying in response to emotional distress is totally normal. Writers and storytellers across the ages have understood it and portrayed it.
Has anybody added Ariel already?
She didn't deserve to see the things that she held dearly destroyed right before her eyes by her own father. No, it wasn't just about the cute guy she just met. Her family had never approved of her interests and she felt so isolated that she hid them away. Just collecting random stuff that she felt oddly inspired by. Then Triton obliterated it. Her memories, all the care she put into organizing it and keeping it safeâgone. He couldn't accept her passion because it didn't align with his beliefs, so he destroyed it. The ultimate rejection from a parent, the very people who are supposed to love you and make you feel safe.
My girl deservedâwhich she ultimately got in the endâbut still.
Let's take a sec to mention Aurora.
Or Briar Rose, who she thought she was.
She's not just crying because her aunts/the three fairies told her she couldn't be with this guy she just met. She's crying because she just found out her entire life is a lie. She's not a simple peasant girl living with her eccentric aunties, she's a princess. She's a princess of a kingdom she knows little about, has parents she's never met, she's going to go see them today, they're going to leave their little cottage to go to this castle she doesn't even remember, meet people she can't remember... The 'hunter' she met in the woods? She can't keep visiting him after all, she's a princess and has to leave everything about this life behind her today
and on top of all of that, it is her goddamn birthday when she learns all this.