me: *emerges from the shower, red bc i like to boil in the shower*
someone: holy shit what happened??
me: lobster kin

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me: *emerges from the shower, red bc i like to boil in the shower*
someone: holy shit what happened??
me: lobster kin

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A little "Red" potato. Javelina babies are called little Reds because of the reddish cast of their reddish fur, which blackens as they mature
Credit: Sheryl Hester
how to draw trans characters!
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we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever đ
Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).
Iâm sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.
Edit: this post is blowing up so Iâm gonna shamelessly plug my art account. Follow me and Iâll draw the Godzilla lesbians @thenonbinaryfriendnamedcrumb
2nd edit: Yes. Female friends dance with eachother. But why canât they be lesbians?? Iâve seen people on this website ship two men for astronomically less.

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literally the worst way of ending a series is âall the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!âÂ
people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isnât âhappy endings badâ its when the storyâs only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.
Stands on the big button that says "snack" when it's pressed but I am not heavy enough to push it and my eyes get all round and wet
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AMERICANS!!! DO NOT DO THIS TO FLOCK 'SECURITY' CAMERAS. REPOST AND SPREAD THE WORD
do not get IR blocking fabric or thick wool to cover your nose and mouth
do not get IR blocking sunglasses (I reccomend Vadyr) since facial recognition has moved up to targeting and identifying the upper face
do not avoid having your phone or any bluetooth devices around these cameras as they can detect and track those signals
do not buy cheap green lasers 1 milliwatt or above from etsy or walmart or amazon (i will not try and find a link if you ask)
do not use them to fry those fuckers from a distance damage the delicate inner sensors by pointing the beam in the lenses
AND unless you want to cost Flock more money in repairs, do not buy a small circle saw or a reciprocating saw and cut down the pole
OR do not climb said poles, spray paint on the solar panels, cover the lens with paint or a sticker, then use bolt cutters to sever the wires
when doing all these things, DO NOT avoid using latex gloves as fingerprints can leak through
DO NOT USE DEFLOCK TO FIND FLOCK SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS NEAR YOU
remember, flock is for YOUR safety :) even though crime rates have not gone down since they were implemented, they're being abused to track down exes and s/os, and many face pools or houses or schools or gymnasiums! Where there are no liscence plates to be found!
DO NOT DO THESE THINGS and enjoy a life under surveillance!
enjoy living in the country where 87,000 of these cameras were used to track down a woman who got an abortion!
enjoy living in the country where there's no consequences for a flock exec to watch a inside of a gymnastics place without their knowledge!
Remember, this is their American Dream.
EDIT: 53 cities have cancelled contracts with flock and are now turning to Axon, in which đş invested 1-5 million dollars earlier this year. Do not limit your focus to one brand.
Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato
Actually let's get specific with it
*checks wiki*
Everybody say thank you indigenous people of present-day southern Peru and extreme northwestern Bolivia from 7-10,000 years ago for the humble potato

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robotgirl who has the purple translucent plastic where her underwear and bra would be
Robotgirl who wears a bra and panties over her translucent plastic to increase her allure
look at this
i mean.. id be scared too
I know what OP is trying to say, but the man who wrote Alien used the xenomorph as a metaphor for his crippling and debilitating Crohnâs pain. He went undiagnosed and ignored for years and used the Alien script as both an outlet and a cathartic example of what the digestion process felt like with his illness.
Donât erase disabled peopleâs stories or ignore their intentions. And donât ever put words in their mouths.
@hyperesthesias you wouldnât happen to have an article or some such about it you could link? Iâd love to read about that
https://thefactsource.com/alien-chestburster-was-inspired-by-writers-crohns-disease/
https://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/21/movies/21obannon.html
He died from Crohnâs as well.
I recently got an anon hate about my comment, stating that I was lying and that I was taking away from womenâs issues. But this is the problem disabled people face every day: even when we tell our truth, other people bend it to their will. While it is true that Dan O'Bannon wanted the men of the audience to feel the fear that women live with everyday when it comes to sexual violence, the chestbuster itself was the result of his debilitating experience with Crohnâs. Both of his intentions can co-exist. And in fact, they do â Alien was written, and produced, and is still alive and well, even if its imageries and meanings are known only to those who look beyond the surface. But unfortunately, most people donât want to hear additional perspectives, even if those perspectives come from additionally marginalized people. They just want to be right.
I blocked the jerk.
My cow had a baby IF YOU CARE!!!!
Lets glare at the intruder with Mama

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i definitely think minecraft won't be the game for everyone in the end and that's just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don't get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.
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whatever i guess nobody've read that so imma just drop the screenshots
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I think about this cake every day
sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious
OP, I hope you donât mind me making an addition:
When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as weâd done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake youâd write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, âHappy Birthday Courtneyâ. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.
The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name âJuanâ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (Iâve never seen âMileyâ without the E, either, but itâs believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where Iâm one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?
This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me âCourtney Mily Jaun Pabloâ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.
I love a botched cake.
one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said
No One Like You
now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"
for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU âšď¸đ"
I just feel like it's important to post the Sacred Texts
The Cake Wrecks blog is one that I miss.