lobster kin

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

And this is a perfect illustration of why it is important for kids to read or variety of things, and why abusers don’t want them to.

Hiding knowledge from kids will not benefit them but only render them helpless when faced with the unknown

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

i've never liked the take "the proliferation of 'daddy' as a name in sex is the normalization of incest" because it's a surface-level read of the phenomena; it'd be like saying "red light, green light" is car propaganda. imo the better, feminist interpretation is that fatherhood in patriarchy is seen as sexual conquest and domination fulfilled, making the father a sex symbol. and you dont necessarily need to be into incest to still find the idea of fucking a father hot (see: me and every fag i've ever known). like i think it's easier to say "people call their partners 'daddy' during sex because that is a cultural referrant for sexual dominance, not because freud was right".

@missbaphomet

You ever think about how unified humanity is by just everyday experiences? Tudor peasants had hangnails, nobles in the Qin dynasty had favorite foods, workers in the 1700s liked seeing flowers growing in pavement cracks, a cook in medieval Iran teared up cutting onions, a mom in 1300 told her son not to get grass stains on his clothes, some girl in the past loved staying up late to see the sun rise.

there are scriptures all over the world painstakingly crafted hundreds of years ago with paw prints and spelling mistakes or drawings covering up mistakes. a bunch of teenage girls 2000 years ago gathered to walk around their hometown, getting fast food and laughing with their friends. two friends shared blankets before people lived in houses. a mother ran a fine comb through her child’s hair and told it to stop squirming sometime in the 1000s. there are covered up sewing mistakes in couture dresses from the 1800s, some poor roman burnt their food so well past recognition that they just buried the entire pot. there are broken dishes hidden in gardens of people no one even remembers anymore

children eleven thousand years ago enjoyed jumping around in puddles made from the footprints of a giant sloth. children loved muddy puddles so long ago there were still megafauna alive

There’s a record of an emperor of Japan in the 9th century talking about his cat - how pretty it is, and how it stalks birds and curls up in a circle and meows mournfully for company and escaped its collar. All completely normal ordinary cat things. And then it ends with him saying “it is superior to all other cats”. I am delighted to be united across 1200 years with this fellow cat owner with exactly the same feelings about his cat that I have about mine.

I’m having a stroke

Huh, must've been the wind

This is what “beauty drawn from and in the midst of cyberpunk dystopia” looks like, Black Mirror WISHES-

it doesn't matter if ghosts are real, you know? we love them. we need them. that's what's real.

it’s only a porno if the men have 80s ‘staches and short shorts or the women have big hair; otherwise it’s just sparkling pornography