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me: *emerges from the shower, red bc i like to boil in the shower*
someone: holy shit what happened??
me: lobster kin

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The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more
the fucking timestamp
Happy tenth birthday to this post which will apparently haunt my notifications for all eternity.
It’s about Brexit, by the way. The timestamp is a week post-referendum. Newsthump is UK-based and I myself am scottish. And yes, things have 100% got worse since then, but personally I regard the referendum as the point at which we entered the Clownshoes Timeline.
ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.
Elvira.
My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks.
My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit.
Surgeon: Well, consider this. She and I just had a knife fight. And I won. Because she was asleep during it.
My brother: Oh. Yeah, okay, that’s fair.
Happy ten years to my surprise appendectomy and happy almost ten years to this post I made from my hospital bed.

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Jesus Christ just say you hate innocent people
No idea what prompted this, but sure, why not. I hate innocent people.
I hate my HP Printer. Never again. They take it over. I'm sitting here watching TV at 11:39pm last night, and it springs to life. I get so startled. Then, I try to print and they say I cannot b/c I didn't buy the cartridges from them. This is insane, it's being held hostage.
skrillex's "bangarang" used to play
what now?
Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"
guys this bedtime story is really scary can you tell me a different one
facts about myalgic encephalomyelitis (ME/CFS) to combat the disinformation campaigns going on:
what does the name mean? my = muscle. algic = pain. encephalo = brain. myel = spinal cord. itis = inflammation.
ME is classed by the WHO as a neurological disease. the Decode ME study found immune and neurological genetic markers in its analysis of 15,000 subjects.
ME is more complex than just fatigue. many experts and patients dislike the old name ‘chronic fatigue syndrome’ because fatigue is only one part of the condition, and it’s the least unique trait.
the most unique trait is post exertional malaise, where, 24-72 hours after any exertion outside the patient’s limits, there’s a peak of worsening and new symptoms affecting multiple bodily systems. PEM often involves immune activation, such as sore throat and a low fever, and a loss of muscle recovery after exertion, measurable through CPET testing. (normal muscle recovery takes 200 mins, but muscle recovery in ME takes days, with some patients taking longer than a year to recover from a single exertion.)
ME can range from mild to profoundly severe. these severity levels are only within the context of ME, not general illness; ‘mild’ ME is still a severe illness as it includes a 50% loss of functioning. ‘mild’ ME can feature debilitating pain and complex symptoms and can turn basic activities of daily living into a marathon.
severe ME is (naturally) even more physically limiting than mild ME. people with severe ME are largely bedbound and only rarely able to leave their room in a wheelchair, and usually can’t perform their own care tasks, needing help dressing, washing, and eating.
in very severe ME, the person may be unable to leave bed at all and may not be able to speak, swallow, roll over, sit up, read, or be exposed to light or noise, for years or decades.
ME has a measurably lower quality of life than any other illness studied, including cancer and stroke.
finally, many of us can attest that exertion can cause years of deterioration and loss of functioning in ME patients. ive been 95% bedbound for the last decade bc of ONE WEEKEND where i walked too much when i was 15. im 26 now. and ive known so many people who went through something similar. do with this info what you will.
today, 8th august, is severe & very severe ME awareness day. it was chosen to honour sophia mirza who died of severe ME. please consider and remember us today 💗
i wish i could post publicly but also anonymously

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"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon
jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself
i thought about this post while jerking off and genuinely stopped
lmaoooo
you use ai baby pictures i use stupid gifs that don’t fit the situation we are not the same

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I like how the kid who got raw milk also got chocolate milk which is definitely pasteurized. Not fully dedicated to the cause I see
Listening & learning
Shoutout to all the trans girls out there who were forced to live as miserable boys during the 2000’s or 2010’s, missing out on all the weird sparkledog scene rawr xd era and who are now gloriously reclaiming this time in their adulthood. All power to you. Be blessed now and forever, colorful creatures. Go outshine god.