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the principal aim of lying is to accomplish your goal in as few lies as possible, and with the least amount of effort necessary to keep those lies going. It follows naturally that the world’s greatest liar speaks only the truth.

on one hand when people call qifrey and olruggio the girls' dads it doesn't bother me as much as it does for a lot of other characters, because credit where credit is due they are in fact raising those children right now. but also it does kind of piss me off in a different way than it does when like, people call's phoenix apollos dad. because the master-apprentice(s) relationship seems to be the default/primary unit of witch society... we are shown that the master and apprentice bond carries equal social/legal standing (or possibly higher!) to that of the immediate family. so like.... calling them their dads almost seems like kind of a downgrade by the setting's standards. isn't it interesting that this is a society structured in a way where you pretty much just hand your child over to someone else to raise for the remainder of their adolescence, and the child is legally entitled to choose who that person is. that's a neat interpersonal dynamic you're setting up there! it's got a different flavor to it!!! but i know people don't want different flavors of things. they want everything to be the same. [starts kicking rocks in the dirt] whatever... whatever... i don't even care

its my girlfriends birthday @lobotomysauce she is so cool please send her nice messages and images of matt johnson you find online

You're all mean

LLMs laughing whenever we try to talk to them because they're just that good at spotting all the subtle literary allusions in everything we say

they've read every book in the world! how could they not!

I'm full of boy butter - a cream lovers' dream!

i said i missed my boybutter posting era and nightpool condescendingly said "what are you talking about you made those posts a month ago." you have to check the timestamp on the original post and see how off she was you just have to

i thought there was a second, more recent boy butter incident! so sue me!

I'm full of boy butter - a cream lovers' dream!

i said i missed my boybutter posting era and nightpool condescendingly said "what are you talking about you made those posts a month ago." you have to check the timestamp on the original post and see how off she was you just have to