hgggg okay but in p&p 2005 lizzie looks like she’s about to laugh/holding back laughter so often and darcy looks like he’s going to run away sobbing but as time goes by he starts smiling and she cries in front of him and THAT is The Moment

Local dog accidentally creates a religion.

You could call it a “shoeperstition”

i think all quiet on the western front and the lord of the rings are in direct conversation with each other, as in theyre the retelling of the same war with one saying here’s what happened, we all died, and it did not matter at all and another going hush little boy, of course we won, of course your friends came back

someone should remake lord of the rings as a grandfather telling a fantasy story to his grand child with flashbacks to world war one showing the dead boys and men the characters were based on. grandpa why didn’t they just fly. because they didn’t. they didn’t.

…oh.

I will reblog this everytime I see it until my dying day

What is this?! Why have I never seen this?! 😍😍😍😍😍😍 absolutely awesome!

Yessss

the world has ended so many times but the tree is still here and so are we

If there isn’t a bit of firebending breakdance called the “stop drop and roll,” there REALLY should be.

inspired: merfolk actually have very different concepts of gender to humans because they're an entirely different species with their own unique culture

It’s a biological fact that fish do indeed change their sex to keep the male/female ratio balanced in their school population. So this fluidity actually makes more sense from a scientific standpoint than the silly idea that merfolk are born with a strictly assigned sex like humans.

Merfolk are all canonically genderfluid and we love them for that

FUCKING LOVE THIS

i cant even imagine where id be without "thats a really mean way to think about me, i wish you wouldnt think that i dont know what im doing when i love you." and "people want to be useful, trying to do everything yourself makes the people around you think that you dont trust them or that you think theyre incapable" and "people are made to be burdens. we are made to carry each other and not leave anyone behind." and "its rotten work / not to me. not if its you."

If i had a manager that killed rude customers, I'd keep any secret in the world for them!

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

#awww #wholesome greek mythology #bet you’ve never seen that phrase before (via @philosopherking1887)