sometimes there's no proof. you just know.

Griff’s whole caption being “Adam Sandler.” 😂

Carmy makes the underseasoned over-sauced spaghetti recipe for family dinner—> Syd makes Nat an omelette —> Syd serves prepackaged food from her freezer to Chef Terry; “Chef Terry loves this shit” —> Syd makes doctored hamburger helper —> Carmy roasts a chicken for his mom—> the bear serves family dinner coca cola short ribs to a presumed food critic, a recipe that Syd inherited from her mom —> they close the restaurant to present Eva with the birthday cake they made her

Carters various baby brands are ubiquitous but their clothes are….not that nice

heat wave hot tip for your baby: kyte brand onesies. we got one as a hand-me-down and it is the stretchiest, most breathable onesie we own

I WANNA DRINK WHAT YOU THINK AND I’M HIGH FROM SMOKING YOUR JOKES ALL DAMN NIGHT

HONEY I’M HOME WE COULD PLAY HOUSE WE COULD BED DOWN PICK ME UP WHO’S THE BADDEST IN THE LAND? WHAT’S THE PLAN? YOU COULD BE MY FOREVER NIGHT STAND

ALL OF THAT BITCHIN WISHIN ON A FALLING STAR NEVER DID ME ANY GOOD I AIN’T GOT TO KNOCK ON WOOD IT’S YOU AND ME FOREVER DANCIN IN THE DARK

on the one hand, the World Cup is making me feel more patriotic than in recent years. on the other hand, our illustrious president and vp are doing their best to make me disbelieve in the whole American project. then again, Chicago pope. and then again again, Miss Americana did get married.

It was a careful dance of shadows and unsubstance, but under it all, there was a marriage of two people!!!!