Mediocrity

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

and still every website needs to be sanitised to theoretically be suitable for children so companies may advertise to them aggressively even as they have no ownership over even the most sensitive moments in their life

no, actually, i can’t be friends with someone who has opposing political views. this is mostly due to the fact my views are “people deserve rights”

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

you've heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it

girl help there's people on this post who can't actually read my text

Women stick thin and malnourished on the red carpet, and people are saying you can't point out that these women are dying because that's body shaming. Girl.

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

a good job from a girl with big prouds of you