Today's Document
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
sheepfilms
Show & Tell
Keni
Acquired Stardust
Sade Olutola
Product Placement
trying on a metaphor
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Peter Solarz
Andulka
blake kathryn
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shark vs the universe
KIROKAZE
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@moonlightredfern
Started an art blog! @shot-thru-the-art If you followed me for my ghosts or betta fish, you’ll probably like that one better than this one. This blog is just fandom trash.
If I know you irl and you found this blog through some horrible accident do not follow me here I beg u. My life in a small city is a panopticon already and this is the only place I can talk anonymously.
Far From The Madding Crowd notes:
Chapters 1-3
Big brand replacement thread here.
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When I worked at the place selling oils and vinegars I’d sometimes get asked about food. I was, and remain, wildly unqualified to ask about food, but thankfully it was pretty rare. Usually our shoppers were fully aware they knew more than me and they were content to ignore me.
One day a woman in her fifties came in. She looked at the pretty amphora displays and the sample cups before she turned to me. “What would go well with steak?”
“Oh, some of the fruit vinegars would be a nice finisher,” I said, talking out my ass. Like, I’d eat that but whether it’s conventionally accepted to douse a steak in mango vinegar is up for debate.
“I’ve been a vegetarian for forty years, but my doctor suggested I might need more red meat. So I thought I’d get a steak tonight and I don’t know much about preparing it.”
I stared at this woman. This fully adult human woman. Who had just spoken to a doctor. And I said, “Do not buy a steak tonight.”
“What? Why?”
“You’ve been a vegetarian for forty years?”
“Yes?”
“Then your body has no idea how to process meat. You will get so sick.” It was pure luck that I knew this. I had a few hardcore vegetarian friends who had been exposed to meat at potluck dishes and told me about the ensuing horrors as their gentle veggie gut biome was overrun with flesh. And how consequently their toilet overfloweth.
“Really?!”
“Yes,” I said, emphatically. “If you want to try to incorporate meat I would start with a tiny portion of fish, and slowly work your way up, but your insides will not know what to do with steak.”
“Wow! I’m so glad I mentioned that to you.”
I was likewise glad, and ended up selling her a light vinegar that would go nicely with fish. I don’t know if she didn’t have any other vegetarian friends or if her doctor hadn’t said anything to prep her for a radical diet change but it still blows my mind that she didn’t know she couldn’t just cook up and enjoy a steak.
My mother visited the opening of the embroidery exhibition yesterday, and that's what she sent to me just after she arrived.
I can't imagine the level of concentration and effort one needs to finish such a work. It's so impressive.
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they got married btw
oh you’re not kidding
masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs
nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk
turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now
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A travesty
i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.
I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”
Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.
Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.
Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—
Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER
hey guys it's pandora, welcome to my box :) let me show you around! so here we have oh gods oh fuck all the evils of the world are escaping noooooo let me put the lid back on. awww now they're all gone :( oh well at least i still have my hope #myhope
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this is so chaotic but it IS pride month so. i’m now going to incorporate it into my headcanon that A. Gay, Carpenter might actually be a little fruity. consider: he married late. he didn’t remarry despite having a daughter to raise. and cissy is childishly unaware of what heterosexual sex ends in, but she clearly has never seen her father worry about it either, if he had a fling here and there with a woman.
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Erika Lee Sears, City Nights, 2026, Oil painting on cradled birch wood panel
the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system
Ok so I honestly don’t know if this is the right place to ask, but I’m autistic and have a ton of sensory issues with food, and I want to try new foods but I don’t know where to start.
Any fellow autistic people, especially if you have arfid, what are some safe foods you have? Bonus points if they are not something that would be on a kids menu (no shade AT ALL, I just have already tried many of those and I’m looking for new things :D)
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What's The Blue Castle book club and is it too late to join? I've been OBSESSED with this book for ages and no one ever talks about it.
WELCOME!!
We’re reading through The Blue Castle one chapter per day (taking Saturdays and Sundays off). You can see the full schedule in @dustpileofherown ‘s pinned post. On Monday we will be on chapter 16.
To join just start tagging your posts with #Blue Castle Book Club
We did a readalong in 2023 and began using that tag. This year is the 100th anniversary so we are doing a reread!
The tag stayed surprisingly active even between book clubs so there’s a lot to explore there.
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Which scene is this an illustration of?
