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so I just watched the odyssey movie....
and I made this within 5 minutes of returning. so I think that sums up my thoughts on it. (though im willing to rant more if ppl want it. cause I have COMPLAINTS)
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so I just watched the odyssey movie....
and I made this within 5 minutes of returning. so I think that sums up my thoughts on it. (though im willing to rant more if ppl want it. cause I have COMPLAINTS)
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The Journey of Odysseus
Odysseys drawing his bow
I love that they made Odysseus a metalhead.
Disappointed by Nolan's Odyssey?
May I entice you to a more accurate and fun retelling of the infamous myth?
Peek A God of Man - the story through the eyes of everyone's favorite Messenger god, Hermes
You can find it here or online where most books are sold!
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Athena is NOT Odysseus’s conscience or a manifestation of his guilt, she’s literally this:
Now that Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey is out, we can wait for the EPIC: The Musical movie, and then have to deal with people saying "We just got The Odyssey, why are we getting another adaptation?"
And all the people complaining about Lupita Nyong'o playing Helen are gonna have their heads spinning at Puerto Rican Odysseus, Polites wearing glasses, Black Eurylochus, Black Antinous, Black Ares, British Circe, and British Hermes.
And all the people complaining about Robert Pattinson Antinous saying "You're pining for a daddy you didn't even know, like some sniveling bastard" are gonna have to deal with the What Saga and Holy Moly.
Can't wait.
