Agent RIVER stan account

Tagged indirectly by @redrobin-detective and imparting the mis/fortune on all of you!

slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there’s only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together //neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane // happy ending or unhappy ending

slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there’s only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together //neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane // happy ending or unhappy ending

slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there’s only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together //neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane // happy ending or unhappy ending

slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there’s only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together //neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane // happy ending or unhappy ending

slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there’s only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane // happy ending or unhappy ending

And then, during the Echidna arc, she's held briefly by Miss Militia, who says she needs to look at Taylor's backpack. Taylor goes Actually, It's A Utility Pack. And Miss Militia looks through it and takes an inventory of the backpack, and then finds the coin purse. And she's like Oh, A Coin Purse... With Tissue Inside Of It? Oh! So It Doesn't Jingle! and you can hear Taylor going like

I’m sure Lisa’s shard clocks Aiden before he even makes it into her room most days

Say hello to FLAAC468311, the pilot of the IPS-N Blackbeard "R-S BB-L Unit No. 6! (Seriously. Please say hello, or I will cry) This drawing courtesy of the immensely talented @al3xand3r245! Long backstory below:

Aegis: In these trying times, it is crucial that we as Brocktonites stand together behind our Asian-American community and let them know that they are not alone, that we will do whatever it takes to keep them safe from violent gang activity. @christnermayor @prtene @protectoratebrockton @gallantwards @clockblockerwards @vistawards @shadowstalkerwards @kidwinwards

Vista: Hey all! If anyone has any tips or tricks on how a space-warping ability could be used to hold together collapsing buildings, feel free to share them in the comments! Thanks for all the support, and make sure to take your kids by for my teddy bear-signing at the Yarlos Mall at 3:00 PM, 9/18/2011!

Shadow Stalker: The PRT, Protectorate and Wards are working tirelessly, day and night, to keep scum like this off your streets. *gangsterhitbycrossbolt.jpg* Stay clean, and know we are watching the nights, so that you can walk safe in the day.

"The Phantom of Boise, Idaho"

"Knight"

"Batman" (killed by behemoth before the lawsuit can conclude)

"Cape"

2002 earth Bet hero names:

"Tidal"

"Defender" (widely mourned despite numerous sexual misconduct allegations)

"Slingshot Man"

"LaserFalcon"

2012 earth Bet hero names:

"Phantom IV"

"Lancelight" (formally known as "Blood Impaler")

"Synergy"

"Clump"

2015 earth Gimel (+associated territories) hero names:

"Aerodramus V."

"Third Realm"

"Daisy-Maisy"

paranoia

control freakism

sense of self-worth so low that it loops back around into being totally dismissive of everyone else

a warm-hearted kind center beneath 200 protective walls of bitterness that doesn't actually make the bitterness better in any way at all even a little bit

bisexuality

crushing feelings of responsibility

zero understanding of own bodily autonomy that bleeds out and affects how they treat others

a lil petty vindictive sadism they maybe don't wanna look at too hard or acknowledge

full self-awareness of all their most negative traits without working to fix those traits at all

internalized misogyny

a mysterious undefinable hunger that cannot / should not / must not ever be sated