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ALSO, I've come to the conclusion that Tolkein's Teleri elves did field retting for the sails of the swan ships, because field retting leaves the flax a beautiful silvery gray, and while all flax will eventually bleach to white with washing in lye and sun the sails are supposed to be pale and the silver would suit the aesthetic better than the golden color you get from water retting. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

These MF folks can casually spend 300 years mastering bobbin lace and then can casually spend 100 years making one full length entire ass bobbin lace DRESS out of linen spun as fine as a sigh. Can you fucking IMAGINE the absolute Bullshit they get up to with fancy weaving.

I mean, we can't know how many techniques were lost to Fëanor's BS, but I bet there were some Teleri sail weavers with special techniques. But at least time itself wouldn't be the problem.

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Shel Silverstein predicting ChatGPT in 1981

tbh i think this poem is better served with the *whole* picture, don't you?

Hell yeah it's the trans butch store

"Spring garden"

Quiet joys w/ Marge

Pants Bird fanart for @making-friendos 😁

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

A piece of lettuce can really elevate a sandwich. The fresh crunch? Unrivaled. Peak. Poetic cinema.

They will want lettuce every day. You can have lettuce on your sandwich without worrying about how you're going to use the rest of it.

whenever any politician is pissing me off i will propose replacing them with an otter