I'm gonna say something incredibly 30-year-old and I'm going to ask you to not judge me while I'm trying to be genuine and real. Okay? Here's my truth.
A piece of lettuce can really elevate a sandwich. The fresh crunch? Unrivaled. Peak. Poetic cinema.
If I could buy, like, five pieces of lettuce at a time, I would have lettuce on sandwiches more often
Life hack: bunnies as pets.
They will want lettuce every day. You can have lettuce on your sandwich without worrying about how you're going to use the rest of it.



























