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Perry the Batypus?!

I can’t even begin to imagine how many episodes would be improved just by Picard giving a stumbling, awkward exposition of the episode’s plot to the crew

ALL episodes could be improved if we saw Picard’s awkward, stumbling exposition to the crew of what’s going on that episode. In fact, I really wanna see that.

“Attention crew, this is your captain speaking. You may notice my voice sounds different, and uh, long story short, I’m 12 again. Another transporter thing, we should really get that looked at. Anywhooo if a little blonde kid starts ordering you around, don’t ignore him, because it’s me. Ok. Bye.”

“Okay so, you may have noticed large parts of the ship transforming into some kind of Mayan temple, and Commander Data running around and talking in several different voices. We are aware of the situation and taking steps to restore things to normal.”

I feel like if we’ve decided on housing people, some of the incredibly prevalent vacant houses would be a great first option. You’ll also find that discomfort with institutionalised spaces like ‘a converted mall to house all the homeless’ is often a major factor in people becoming homeless in the first place.

Back in the 1960s, we were told that automation and rising productivity would mean shorter work weeks with higher pay. Instead we have multibillionaires, growing poverty, and crumbling infrastructure. The money is all there, it’s just being hoarded.

More than that though, the idea that money represents the texture of your life needs to change. We don’t want money in order to *have money*. It is the medium we use to manage our day to day needs and those needs are not getting met. Even when we get money we are so depersonalised from our communities and environment. We don’t know what to do with money in order to buy back what we lose through overwork. And you can’t get it back. Universal basic income will be a good stepping stone to transition towards a healthy socialist society, but the goal is eventually to erase the monetary system and live lives where we think of our needs in their true form and meet them through community organisation that is supported by global structures with no national borders.

if the muppet show was still airing chappell roan would guest star and thered be a running bit of miss piggy thinking shes trying to steal kermit but shes actually trying to flirt with miss piggy the whole time

they lock eyes while shes performing good luck babe and miss piggy is visibly considering it

Wow you mean to say being a bootlicker and a murderer is unpopular and people have to be coerced into it through poverty? Wild.

just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first

What are the extra two?

Denial 2 and Astral Projection

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